Lisa Thompson

I like talking about reality TV and sometimes more important things.

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@BNONews And you’re all mad about Taylor Swift…

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@theyearofelan As someone who is going to see her in Melbourne on the 16th February this timeline makes me nervous. We need our girl WELL RESTED 😂

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@Ticketek_AU Been in the Sydney queue since 8:30am, as have several of my friends and NONE of us have been able to purchase. Please provide details about how many tickets are available for general sale on Friday. A lottery system would have been preferable to this sh*tshow.

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

I miss Paris.

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

I’m in Paris and I ordered an oat milk latte and the waiter said no.

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@kristique8 @MjwCoach @ShaneB19 As if bbq shapes aren’t winning this by a mile

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@kristique8 That sounds foul

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

Good question, that.

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@ranto_the @KirstyWebeck Paris is my favourite place in the world, but it is foul in August.

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

Couldn’t have said it better myself 👏

[Rob Baillieu @rebaillieu]

Don’t fuck with the girls and the gays

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

Oof, thanking the “members of the mighty Trade Union movement!” I am here for every second of this speech 👏👏 #AlboForPM #AusPol2022

[Kara @KaraLambo]

I hope Antony Green jumped out of bed this morning, looked at himself in the mirror and said ‘my time to shine fuckers’

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

Federal ICAC f*cking yes please make it a reality TV show hurry up and take my money #AusPol2022 #AlboForPM #FederalICACNow

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

“No-one left behind, we must look after the disadvantaged and the vulnerable”. Still VERY salty that you won’t commit to raising jobseeker, but I appreciate this sentiment greatly. Please walk your talk, sir. #AlboForPM #ScomoNoMo #AusPol2022

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

Literally in tears (alone, in my living room) at Albo’s commitment to the Uluṟu Statement From the Heart. Already more of a leader in thirty seconds than old mate was in three years. #AlboForPM #UluruStatement #ScomoNoMo

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

Shh, everyone! Penny’s talking.
Uluṟu Statement from the Heart. A government for women.

YASSS, QUEEEN!
#pennywong #ScomoNoMo #AlboForPM

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@IraSnave His empathy coach would be proud.

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@IraSnave *silence*
*thinks for a minute*
“And Jeanette”.
GTFO.

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

If I hear about the unemployment rate one more time tonight I will scream into a pillow. Sure, if you count the gig economy and people with no worker’s rights who are underemployed for 5 hours a week, cool. Congrats. Too bad if you want a job in the Arts #ScomoNoMo

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@reallykazcooke A lot of women in my lounge room were shouting at him as well. And I’m home alone.

[Lisa Thompson @agentforkaos]

@IraSnave I expecting a rendition of “My Way”, such was the level of self indulgence.