Agent Fox Scully

Trying to bridge the gap between “Trust no one” and “I want to believe.”

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

Is there anywhere left on earth that is consistently between 50-80°F, arid, not a lot of pollen? #climate #environment #weather #InABeautifulPlaceOutInTheCountry 😌 https://t.co/oQh6RFNKYM

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

Hello there! I am going to b moving this Twitter profile to my newer one, so if you are some sweet soul who actually follows me, consider following, Schrödinger’s Canary in the Machine, @LdyFannyOfOmaha instead. If not, that’s cool too.

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

I finally binged “Watchmen” and ...wow. Just... beyond. But now, I’m kinda paranoid about romaine lettuce... 👌🥬🐼

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

@danjlevy You’ll have to play Plinko for those fabulous prizes, friend.

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

Is Jared Leto REALLY a douchebag, or does he just play one ALL THE TIME? #jaredleto #douchebags #reallyasking

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

I just can’t deal with A DC Universe where Ben Affleck is Bruce Wayne / Batman. Am I alone here? #batman #dcuniverse #bataffleck #Baleman

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

I almost get a hard-on when I watch this masterpiece of a scene and think about how huge Jack Nicholson’s hard-on must have been playing the perfect role in the perfect scene.

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

@cjzingle Thank you. Much needed and appreciated. 🙏💖✨

[Climate Watcher 🔥 @pmagn]

@ExtinctionR Heads up

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

“the deadline for the U.S. government to object to the deal had expired on June 1.” Well, shit. You lolly-gagging fucktards.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Microsoft wins U.S. antitrust okay for $16 bln purchase of Nuance https://t.co/hy2LeoCEK1

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Rich Is Better (MAD #175, June 1975)

Artist & Writer: Arnoldo Franchioni
https://t.co/V2evzrASEH

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

@radiohead https://t.co/pqUZvazjgD

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

⚡️When I realized my entire body and being was pure energy. ⚡️(MSG 7/26/16 Section 103, Row 10, Seat 17) ⚡️#Radiohead #thomyorke #15steps

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

⚡️When I realized my entire body and being was pure energy. ⚡️(MSG 7/26/16 Section 103, Row 10, Seat 17) ⚡️#Radiohead #thomyorke #15steps

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

I seriously want @johncusack to drive across the country in an old ice cream truck, and instead of music, he has a talky thing to project his fury on the masses. Also, instead of an ice cream cone, there’s a giant boom box on the roof. #dreams

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Untill people defend the truth /
We got a selfish deranged country of soulless selfish fucks - and they know they are full of shit ..

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

This account is the height of absurdity and I loves it.

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

@TheDweck Collect the shells and sell as pork rind alternative!

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

@TheDweck To be fair, most cicadas are usually on tree trunks, so, ya know, they’re RIGHT THERE basically begging to be eaten.

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

I’m sorry. It’s just... The Musk Man. He just... fla... FLAMES... ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE...

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

Yeah, ok, Mrs. Douche le Tool. Super great idea.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Grimes explains how A.I. could help create a communist society in a new TikTok video. https://t.co/YL2KRO0ul3

[Agent Fox Scully @AgentFoxScully]

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