Mark Kelner

Licensed Real Estate Broker - REALTOR®
United Realty Group, Inc.
📍 Chicago, Illinois & Miami, Florida
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Looking to own your own salon? 💇‍♀️✨ EPIC Salon in Buffalo Grove is now available! Turnkey business opportunity featuring 7 stylist stations, existing chair rental income, equipment & inventory included, and an established location. #BusinessForSale #SalonForSale #BuffaloGrove

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🏡 JUST CLOSED in Northbrook! Another successful closing and another happy buyer. Proud to have negotiated this beautiful home for under list price. Thinking about buying? Let's talk.

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https://t.co/2EyBlbcJcX This weekends Open House details in Des Plaines, IL!

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🏡 OPEN HOUSE this Sunday! Join us from 1–2 PM to tour this brand-new corner townhome in Des Plaines.
3 Bed | 3.5 Bath | 1,897 SF
Every bedroom has its own ensuite
Heated 2-car garage. IMPORTANT: Enter 180 N. East River Rd, Des Plaines, IL into your GPS to find the property.

[Mark Kelner @agentkelner]

🏡 OPEN HOUSE this Saturday! Join us from 1–3 PM to tour this brand-new corner townhome in Des Plaines.
3 Bed | 3.5 Bath | 1,897 SF
Every bedroom has its own ensuite
Heated 2-car garage. IMPORTANT: Enter 180 N. East River Rd, Des Plaines, IL into your GPS to find the property.

[Mark Kelner @agentkelner]

AI could be a superior being, smarter than us, with total access to information and the ability to self-engineer. If that hits, everything else seems trivial. What do you think? #AI #FutureTech

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Data is king now, worth real money. Companies target you with pinpoint accuracy based on what you search. But if they access your network directly, they know your needs *before* you even Google it. #DataPrivacy #BigData #bigbrother #bigtech

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Automation eliminates jobs, but change is inevitable. Growth is an option. Companies adapt. What if automation creates *better* jobs, not just fewer? #FutureofWork #Automation

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Spam calls, texts, marketing emails...it's relentless. Could you get hacked just by opening a text? Technically, yes. Zero-click attacks are real, and some agencies already have them. Time to worry? #Privacy #CyberSecurity

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Wireless mice, keyboards, car keys, garage doors, credit cards... all vulnerable? It's time to pay closer attention to the tech we use and how we safeguard ourselves. Awareness is key. #CyberSecurity #Privacy

[Mark Kelner @agentkelner]

Quantum computing: advanced science or modern magic? As tech gets smaller, the possibilities get bigger. Will AI help us or dominate us? #AI #QuantumComputing

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Togas? More like ancient tuxedos for Roman senators! The rest of us were stuck in tunics. Makes you wonder if we should ditch the computers and bring back comfy clothes... and maybe a silk trade route to China? #HistoryFacts #RomanLife

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The Romans knew how to get down in the bath! Hot plunge, cold plunge—they were living the spa life way before it was cool. Who needs a cold guy when you've got a frigidarium? #RomanBath #SpaLife

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Apple's new foldable design? Androids have been doing it for years. Huawei has a 3-way phone that opens into an iPad with no seam. It's thin, flat, and unavailable here because they've been naughty. #FoldablePhones #Android

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From the first plane made of wood and cloth to landing on the moon in 60 years. Drop the screens, and we're back in the 70s. What's really changed? #Tech #Innovation

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Romans used urine to clean clothes. Now, we have washing machines since 1851! A big thanks for them and making us not do that. From Rome's history to real estate, the world keeps evolving! #History #RealEstate

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Dopamine isn't about happiness; it's about the joy of the journey. It's the small steps, not the destination, that bring us fulfillment. #Dopamine #Mindfulness

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Bad results happen. The key is owning the outcome: What could *I* have done differently? Don't blame suppliers or the design team, or anyone —bullshit won't fix it. Honesty will. Reflect, Overcome, Persist. #Accountability #SelfImprovement #Realestate

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Whaling was the biggest industry in 1903—gone in a year. Smelling salts hid the horse manure. Regulations couldn't stop the future. Cars did. What's next to disappear? #Trends #Future #Innovation

[Mark Kelner @agentkelner]

Two paths to happiness: chase success or want nothing. Which is more valid? Does happiness hinder success? Maybe it changes what success means to you. #Happiness #Success