Neil Layne

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[Neil Layne @agentlame]

@GimbleB I was never a real mod there. No need to 'worry' about Tesla: Need 4 Duracell being 'censored'.

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

@FrankGumola Wait, so they offer TWO papers on Sunday? I'm with the customers, that's confusing as fuck.

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

@FrankGumola Wait, I also don't know about this. What is the 'Early Sunday Edition' and how does it differ from the normal 'Sunday Edition'?

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

"I think the only thing I use my Mac for is gaming" - @katievun

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

@katievun All I know is driving on drugs feels better when they're prescription All I know is the world looks beautiful...

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

"See, this place is a head shop-slash-gay adult bookstore"

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

If you work in retail, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but the Xbox One.

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

Phase one begins! My proposal was accepted. I can't say what that means, but it's the most excited I've been in years!

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

No, *you're* an asshole, jerk. Unfollowed.

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

@booo_peter booo. peter.

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

@AlsoADuck a friend that I think is private? I forgot you have to @ people.

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

@katievun oh... right. 140 chars, waste 10 on a name. Sigh...

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

I don't think I've been following you for three+ years... then again, I stopped using this about as long ago.

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

OK, I think I'm gonna dust off the ol' twitter account.

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

So with the HIT SOMEBODY shift, the minute Jeff Anderson signs on, my last cinematic effort as a writer/director will be CLERKS III. #TaDa

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

.@IAMX Any chance you could mention your fan-run subbreddit: http://t.co/kTZQZTEG I'd love to see more IAMX fans in there. :D

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

@FrankGumola No free wiffy for you, it's $8/mo for the password.

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

Dustin' off the ol' Twitter account to tell everyone to check-out the new @IAMX video/single: http://t.co/0gc25WTl

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

@nerdist what's up with the Wachowski episode? I keep getting a 404 for the file in Podkicker.

[Neil Layne @agentlame]

Never forget: 16-years-ago today we lost a legend of hip-hop. #HollerIfYaHearMe http://t.co/NAkB64Yt