Snoozie Morris

A modern day Snoozie Morris. Professional Lottery winner. Mr. Clutch. #DBAB

[Snoozie Morris @AgentMorris318]

Too close for missiles, switching to guns.

[Snoozie Morris @AgentMorris318]

44. Sharpie.

[Snoozie Morris @AgentMorris318]

Good. Nobody wants this.

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

A second fight between Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao is starting to look fishy.

Mayweather contradicted several previously announced details at a weekend appearance, including the Sphere in Las Vegas as the venue.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Rick Astley & the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage and just pulled him up to do the song

[Bobby Reagan @BarstoolReags]

WE ALMOST LOST BILL RAFTERY

[Mike Ryan @mikeryan]

Since 2011 anytime I interviewed anyone involved in OCEANS TWELVE I’ve asked them a version of, “Since Tess knows she looks like Julia Roberts, does everyone else know they look like famous people?” I finally put all of their answers together in this post https://t.co/WpeaNpAPsa

[Grayson Weir 🇹🇹 @GsonJW]

Shoutout to the Pitt fan singing (screaming) ‘Iris’ by the Goo Goo Dolls at the ACC Tournament

[Zito @_Zeets]

The kids are cooked

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

If I ever again turn on my TV expecting NBA basketball and see Mr Beast I’m starting the impeachment process for Adam Silver.

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Pickleball is the air fryer of sports.

And the Denver Broncos are the pickleball of playoff teams. One shot, many takes 🎥

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

It’s a parent cheat code. Once they understand how to duck ‘em, let your youngsters battle the ocean. See how that goes.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

everything doesn’t need to be optimized or streamlined — let some shit be inefficient and cumbersome

[Snoozie Morris @AgentMorris318]

Days of school don't equal hours worked but Texas probably outlawed teaching critical thinking when this guy was in school.

[MikeTX @MikeTX1836]

@RYHTexas Teachers also work 23.4% less hours than comparable workers. That's the trade-off for having 10-week summer vacations and 2-3 week long holiday breaks.

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

cried my way through this clip and then saw the very first comment underneath.

[Snoozie Morris @AgentMorris318]

Darren Waller is a dumb ass.

[Snoozie Morris @AgentMorris318]

Fuck this app and everyone who ruined it. #MyXAnniversary

[Snoozie Morris @AgentMorris318]

Fuck panic attacks. Especially in the middle of the night.

[Snoozie Morris @AgentMorris318]

Alicia Keys. Stunning.

[Greg Olsen @gregolsen88]

They should have just taken the points 🙄

[Peter King @peter_king]

Ed’s right. Name ‘em all …