Ryan Ward

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

I’m not getting a smoke detector

[JCPhotogMSP @Vernacularshift]

Imagine the tense dinners at this home

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff.

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people https://t.co/q5ymBEnIUL via @HuffPostPol

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

Not the way I usually cut bagel @panerabread, but I guess I'll roll with it #bagelfail

[Daylin Leach @daylinleach]

Hey @realDonaldTrump I oppose civil asset forfeiture too! Why don't you try to destroy my career you fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon!

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

It'd be funnier if it weren't terrifying. https://t.co/QVdtXkBq5f

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

President Trump doesn’t seem to understand the executive orders he’s signing. https://t.co/BkcF7xYh6f

[Science Fiction Book Club.org @SFbookclub]

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[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

Should have just given him the fucking Emmy.

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

Sooo, snookie/jwoww 2020? #toosoon?

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

@rscottmanley @WGVHpodcast @triviamafia @Busterson28th Confirmed, we will be absent this evening.

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

Spell check is your friend @CenturyLink

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

"@pfflinn: Not impressed with the $10 beers #NCHCfrozenfaceoff http://t.co/6luQCf3JGp" #NCHC #FrozenFaceoff

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

Two for one on Brooks saddles apparently. Thanks Amazon!

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

@rscottmanley decided to go the direct pay for taunting route?

[Ryan Ward @agentno4]

@Tedfest That sucks man, sorry for your loss.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

When Students cheat on exams it's because our School System values grades more than Students value learning.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Imagine if you carried on believing in Santa and the tooth fairy into adulthood. And even killed & started wars over it. Haha. Imagine that.