just JC

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[space daddy @ronaarahahaipls]

workplace that did me wrong is falling apart since ive left

[Frases Barbie @barbie_context]

Me dijeron que llevara solo lo esencial, así que metí todo lo que cabía.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @Hipsy_afya]

When ya girl plan the trip and you just show up😂😂

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Having a pet is basically just asking
"how did you get so cute?" followed by "why are you wet?" 6 or 7 times a day.

[SIE ☆ @sierraaaliyahh]

How much spirit want for a plane

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift’s record contract could lead to millions of dollars being paid to artists as UMG prepares to sell half of their equity stake in Spotify.

When Swift signed her contract in 2018, she negotiated a clause stating that any sale of UMG’s Spotify shares would result in a distribution of money to their artists, non-recoupable.

Her “non-recoupable” clause ensures that artists receive that money even if they still owe advances to the label that signed them.

(https://t.co/a6vxKX98qo)

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Last two days I spent in a cocoon of ignorance about how people responded to the album cuz I was afraid yall wouldn’t like it. Listening to it for the first time in a while and you’re not wrong this shit is so sad hahaha

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

BREAKING: RFK Jr.‘s voice back to normal after coughing really hard and drinking a glass of water

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Hey sorry I missed your call I was slow blinking at my cat so he knows I love him

[yagi 🔥 @yaginosenshii]

The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

[erika🌹 @honeymoonaries]

shit is so bad i almost just retweeted MTG

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Earth stuns in new photo taken by Artemis II.

(Via: @NASA)

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Magnificent No Kings protest sign in Ellsworth, Maine.

10/10.

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

i'm so high at home depot rn, and i have to ask where the hose at and i know ima laugh when i do.