Andrew Dooley

published poet @visitantlit, @OddballMagazine, @peekingcatmag, @Red_Fez, What Are Birds? and more. 2019 @Wickfordart People’s Choice Winner.

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@JudiciaryTX seeing you tomorrow as the first ever band at my first ever metal/hardcore show! Super stoked to see you rip 🔥🔥🔥

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@_theundertaking Crossing them from now until July 🫡

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I don’t use twitter much but when I do it’s to ask @_theundertaking when they are releasing a new full length for me to devour

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I’m just hoping someone gives the people what they want and names their child Elizabethany. Idk how we’ve missed out on this.

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Is Elon’s twitter being run by AI now lmao

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

they radicalized this kid in less than half a minute

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@MosaseTumelo @sa_crime You’re okay with him beating her bloody?

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being in your 30s is revisiting folie a deux and realizing it had nothing but bangers and you judged it way too hard as a teen

salute to those who’ve been telling us this from the start, you were clearly right 🫡

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Finding out Jon Bernthal doesn’t trust me today was rough

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

USHER !!!!
The Crusher!!!!!

[gallant @SoGallant]

yea @usher is not from this planet this is wild

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@MNateShyamalan I bet

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@ayeejuju skylar got problems

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swans really does the most though

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Elon musk made tweeting uncool :/

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it’s almost 1 AM on a tuesday in the year of our lord 2023 and we have yet to see a fantasy author named E.G.G.S. Benedict

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So if you are interested in seeing this movie then please let me know and I will call up my buddies Dniel Radcliffe Kristen Schaal and Charlie Daay

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2027: Charlie, played by Daniel Radcliffe, now in his 30s with years of running the chocolate factory under his belt, tries his first golden ticket promotion, which is hijacked by his money-hungry cousins (played by Charlie Day and Kristen Schaal) trying to take it over

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I was thinking if this went viral enough I’d call up my buddies Daniel Radcliffe Kristen Schaal and Charlie Day who I all know very well and then make the movie since I am also very much a director too

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Happy to report that 30 is, in fact, the age your body begins to give up on you, they were not lying, it is not some joke, this has nothing to do with the fact that I got a finger ache from playing video games, why don’t you mind your own business actually