Agent Ozzy

They say the user lives outside the net, and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out.

[TylerCWhitmore @TylerCWhitmore]

What’s the next internet creepypasta that will inevitably be adapted into a movie to try and piggyback off this success?

[Agent Ozzy @agentozzy]

@cinevoidz I was thinking Psyco

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

96-year-old "Addams Family" star, John Astin, with his son, Sean Astin ("Lord of the Rings"), 55.

[Agent Ozzy @agentozzy]

@mark_slapinski That tales from the crypt with the failed magic act.

[Lasagna Del Rey🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: Zack Attack have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Bruce Crossing @SenatorCrossing]

Everyday. Little by little. His soul is escaping out of his ass.

[Agent Ozzy @agentozzy]

I keep seeing graphitti around #Halifax saying "Drop Tabs" but nobody's providing the tabs. Give us freebies or stop advertising.

[Agent Ozzy @agentozzy]

@alanfryermedia You are the problem with Canada.

[Agent Ozzy @agentozzy]

Fuck Israel

[Joanna Berry @JoannaRuthBerry]

We are all not angry enough. Freeland needed to be confronted this way. @cafreeland is complicit in the Palestinian genocide and should be legally held to account. Beyond that, she was the worst MP in my life as a constituent, and her staffers were openly hostile to some of my clients who were immigrant constituents in need of MP services.

[Agent Ozzy @agentozzy]

Do 20 yr olds remember Occupy?

[Siouxsie And The Banshees @siouxsieandtheb]

Spellbound for 45 years.

22 May 1981
Watch Now: https://t.co/mzZa2vMS7r

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

I don't know if the overarching moral of the story would be to learn to tuck your mask into your shirt when you're on national television, certainly not for us, but perhaps for whoever is underneath?

Either way, illuminati slipping on the regular now.

I'm here for it.

[Anjuli Patil @AnjuliCBC]

Halifax Mayor Andy Fillmore says he and his office had a "good laugh" at a social media ad seemingly intending to persuade Halifax residents to move to Regina.

The ad reads: "Halifax, you're not opening doors for me anymore ... 💔 it's time to move on."

https://t.co/PDQwJWiWCd

[Agent Ozzy @agentozzy]

@Strippin Kids size fries at that.

[Agent Ozzy @agentozzy]

@ConanOBrien The giant and the hobbit.

"Argh I smell the blood of an Englishman."

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

There's nothing funnier than John Waters getting bitchy!

[Agent Ozzy @agentozzy]

You're a pedophile if you support Israel.

[Alleria 🇨🇦 Content Creator @alleria_eh]

Far right conservative I'm guessing.
That poor kid. One day he'll grow up and learn he was named after a racist podcaster.

[Karras @Karras1909]

No. You have it backward.

They're wearing the Habs jersey. They're doing their dancing for the team.

They're fans. This is what it's all about. Community. They're not demanding some separate Indian team. They want to be Canadiens fans. Let's fucking go boys.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Shakira uses Rihanna’s ‘B*tch Better Have My Money’ as the audio for her new Instagram post after she was acquitted of tax fraud in Spain, which will reimburse her over €55 million.