Phil Coulson

Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@_MariaHill -text- Report to the Principal's office, Agent Hill.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@BlackWidowTasha At ease, for now.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@Nick_Fury_ Thank you, Director Fury.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@Nick_Fury_ Yes, sir. Just taking a little time to regroup.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@Nick_Fury_ I'd like a few days off. I have all the paperwork collected.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@Nick_Fury_ Request for time off, Director Fury. *hands over a file folder with request forms filled out*

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@_MariaHill ...... *picks up a file folder prepared a few weeks ago and jogs out his office door*

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@_MariaHill *text* Update: Still alive. All I can really say as the rest is Classified.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@_MariaHill *text* Out of communication for the rest of the week, maybe more.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

Out of the country until further notice.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@Waspish1 Sorry you were dragged into this.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

My personal life does not need help from The Consultant.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@SHIELDnanny Like looking into a mirror.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@AnthonyEStark I don't need your volunteers.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@AnthonyEStark You go ahead and think that.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

I assume that Director Fury would just deny my application for job transfer again even if I filled out the paperwork.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

I'll be in my office, working. Something more people should be doing.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@_Spiderman @AnthonyEStark ...... God help us all.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@AnthonyEStark Stark.

[Phil Coulson @AgentPCoulson]

@AnthonyEStark Knock it off, Stark.