Spider-Man

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man! Tag on the costume says Property of @Marvel, but you knew that already. Right? #Spiderman #Marvel #AcrossTheSpiderVerse

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

Welcome, True Believer!

Here’s where I talk to my friends from home, across the Spider-Verse and also you! Just @ me.

Unless I’m chasing down a Goblin or trying to stop a Rhino because, you know...

Great power, great responsibility.

- Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

Everyone: Spooky season! Woohoo!

Me:

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

Happy Birthday!

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

Birthday vibes 🥳 🎉

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

I’m just a guy in a mask.

The FDNY and the NYPD are the true heroes of this city. We’re forever thankful for what you did.

Then, now and always.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

🎶Whoa! We’re halfway there! 🎶

[Luke ‘POWER MAN’ Cage @LUKECAGE_]

“6’6” and 425 lbs of bulletproof muscle. How about you (𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫)?

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

How is it Wednesday already?

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

“Hey, that’s cool. A temper I can handle.

You see, I’m something of a Wolverine whisperer myself.”

[Zombie Squirrel (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

🐿 'You're not much to look at yourself, Bud!'

The Squirrel shouts at Spider-Man..yes speaking full on Human English cause he can do that.

"Heeey, be nice. Spider-Man is just cautious. He's a really nice guy and knows all the best Pizza Spots...

Sorry, Spidey he has a Temper."

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

I think…I think I’m just gonna keep a safe distance from Squirrelverine.

[Zombie Squirrel (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

O-Oh!... you did have a lot.. uuhh let's see.

Weapon 2 Program..

To make the ultimate soldier? Ask Logan, he's the tenth one.

Some time in the 1950s?

Uh Bad guy lab?..Basement?

And only if you take his nuts...or laugh at him...or look at him funny....or move in too close.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

How?
Why?
When?
Where?
Should I be scared?

[Zombie Squirrel (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

You may ask them if they are not rude.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

So many questions.

[Zombie Squirrel (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

To me, my X-Squirrels!

.......

Really? Only Weapon II?
Oh well. Nice seeing you again, Bud!

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

Monday’s gonna Monday.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

If Miles asks about who took his sneakers…

…the guy went that way.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

Answer:

[Rob Unit-001 @RobotUnitG001]

@_Spiderman Query: How can you hear a hyphen?

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

Two coffees, one BEC on a bagel and the weekend ahead of me.

Okay Friday, let’s do this.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

When they forget the hyphen.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

If there’s anything I’ve learned over all these years wearing the mask, it’s that you always beat the bad guy quicker if you let them get the monologue out of their system first.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

@SpiderBeat You okay?

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

Sometimes I wish Doc Connors had chosen to inject himself with the DNA of a lizard that enjoys hiding on rooftops, or maybe even a picturesque botanical garden.

But no. He had to go and experiment with the kind that prefers stinky sewer water.

So gross. Just so, so gross.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

Well.

This is awkward.

[Spider-Man @_Spiderman]

I’m something of a Professor Mr. Spider-Man myself.

[Illyana Rasputina @RivalsMagikRP]

She’s teaching a class at Strange Academy.