Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿

I'm here to Kick Butts and Eat Nuts.... not always in that order!

(#MarvelRP 616 Doreen but using all art of SG. Not associated with Jerks.) PFP by @evil_rise7

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

Ladies and Gentlemen
My Name is Doreen Green!

And I am The Reigning, Defending! Longest Active Squirrel Girl account on Twitter/X

No Flips, Just Squirrels! Your top Ms. Green since Twenty eighteen.
Fact Check it!

Here for
SLs
Banter
DM chats

Awesome writer
Friend to all

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@RedHeadedKane Kate.

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@RedHeadedKane

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@RedHeadedKane Right....
So how much will it take to scrub that from your mind?

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@GammaGolem "That's strange... maybe they are just sleeping or something, don't worry, I'm sure they'll come back."

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@RedHeadedKane .....is it because i spent the whole time building extra properties out of Lego instead of playing the game?

...or that I brought it over anyway even though you said not to and then did the Lego thing.

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@RivalsMagikRP 🥜🥜

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

Hitting things hard is kinda your thing, I wouldn't expect anything less.

Some of those anti mutant guys need a good Bopping.

[Illyana Rasputina @RivalsMagikRP]

Oh? Good for you, Doreen.

I get at odds with the government all the time. Too many anti-mutant politicians and officers looking for a way to round my kind up. So I hit them hard when they do.

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

It's nothing too bad! Just obstruction of governmental administration.

I mean i did spend a night in Jail but I was found not Guilty!

[Illyana Rasputina @RivalsMagikRP]

Damn. Doreen has a record. I'm impressed.

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

*Hugs Magik, Tight.*

Thank you! And sorry... I just can't break the law, it's not my style.

I don't wanna go to jail again.

[Illyana Rasputina @RivalsMagikRP]

Heh. What a girl scout. Whatever. I won't do it again, okay?

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@GammaGolem "Huh, what could that mean?...

Uh It's ok, buddy.. I'm here. What do you remember? Can you tell me about when things got quiet? Maybe it'll help."

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

.....yes.

[Illyana Rasputina @RivalsMagikRP]

I didn't realize you were such a stickler for being a law-abiding citizen...

Do you pay for all the music you download too?

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@Peni_Parker5920 "Yea! I think you are too, Peni. Who doesn't wanna hang out with someone like you? You're practically a Gundam Pilot. Live Robots! And Anime.... and Robot Anime."

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

🎶Don't be weepy, sleepy puppies
Slip your slippers on yo' footies
In the morning, you'll get goodies
Puppy hats and puppy hoodies

No stripes or polka dots
Heather gray and feather soft
Baby pink or baby bluuuuue
All the drawstrings you can chew🎶

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

But now I feel icky about it!

[Illyana Rasputina @RivalsMagikRP]

It's fine. We're saving the multiverse. A big corpo missing a few nuts is nothing.

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@GammaGolem "Sure, big guy! Squirrel Lady doesn't like to be alone much either."

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@Peni_Parker5920 "It's cool, I do it allllll the time."

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@Peni_Parker5920 "I know, right? But shhhhhh. They gotta get their Sleep in."

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

🥜🥜The undertones that are in her adventures with Nancy have convinced me of this

So! Doreen is Bisexual...in my Headcanon at least.

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, FRIENDS!

[Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿 @UnbeatableFluff]

@GwenPooleRPs ".....Uh...ok. Nice to see ya, Gwen."