Agent Peter Strahm

Special Agent Peter Strahm. 47.

Any threats I make are not literal do not delete this account again.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@strahmsgf A little late to seeing this, sorry. You know how the holidays can be... Especially with a big family. I'm happy that you're thinking about me, though.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@strahmsgf It's cute, thank you. It reminds me of that one dog you showed me... uh, Pochacco, right?

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@madMilk9 Thank you. For both, uh, things.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

Been so busy with work, I didn't even realize the day. Here's to another year I guess.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@strahmsgf Thank you. I love you too. ❤️

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@LawrenceGordo Heaven forbid I say no. I think Mark would use it as a chance to kidnap me off the street.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@DmarkHoffman You are so goddamn impatient.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@DmarkHoffman You shut it. I can only imagine the sort of DMs you send out.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

Why has it only gotten worse??

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

I keep getting obviously fake accounts of various women following me. Can it stop.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@strahmsgf Huh. He makes me think of Snoopy.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@DmarkHoffman How is Amanda capable of hacking into private bank records and you don't know how to take a screenshot.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@DmarkHoffman Can you be nice? I don't wanna read your nonfiction nihilism books.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

I was reading a book based off of Cowan's recommendation and I'm unfortunately more interested than I should be.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@DmarkHoffman I can't say what I want to. Remind me to say it to your face later.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

I keep getting obviously fake accounts of various women following me. Can it stop.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@LawrenceGordo No, they're called "spam bots" and are meant to get you to click on links until you get a virus. So don't do that.

[Agent Peter Strahm @agentpetestrahm]

@LawrenceGordo Ha. Didn't go to any arcades when you were a teenager? It's just an evolution of that.