: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 !

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

❛ there’s no honour amongst
thieves.. except for us of course. ❜

jimmy ‘saul goodman’ mcgill.
criminal lawyer. scam enthusiast.
a character from the brba/bcs
universe. crossovers welcome.
—; a book from
belle’s library.

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

hm, i mean, it’s whatever. (TAKE ME BACK WAAHHHHH PLEASE!!!!)

[‍ ‍𝐰𝖾𝗑𝗅𝖾𝗋. @ringletends]

well, sorry.

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

@ringletends smh i was your wife

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

breaking up after 7 years is crazy that is your wife

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

wife*

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

if your girlfriend doesn’t peg you is that really your girlfriend.

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

|| SKYLERRR🫶🫶🫶🫶

[ՙִՙ ⬞ 🚬 יִיִ 𝓢𝐊𝐘𝐋𝓔𝐑. ʾʾ ۫ @MRSWHlTE]

⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝓢𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝓦𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ SPARE HER FATE. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

( twirling his hair, kicking his legs. ) https://t.co/3gqSiyt0ZY

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

@Cinnabon no way. get in my mouth.

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

<—— craving a cinnabon

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

eyesores and pedophiles! trust me, they’ve come crawling to my office before!

and.. heh, okay— ( looks down, then looks back up, finger guns out. ) better call saul!!

[‍ ‍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝑻𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐑𝐒. ‍ @fugawff]

uh, sure, yeah, man. they’re all-american eyesores. it’s like a drag queen at a lynyrd skynyrd concert. can you do the thing for me?

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

clowns don’t have a 9-8 — im the best goddamn defence attorney in the nation… but you’ve seen the ads - good, right?

[‍ ‍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝑻𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐑𝐒. ‍ @fugawff]

you’re, fuckin’, the clown from tv, aren’t you, @agentsactusreus?

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

@fugawff || hehehe thank you <333

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

|| accept me succverse or else 🔫

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

someone help me!!

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

not on office property! shoo— shoo!!!

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

the weeknd / after hours

[not so silly little @ao3tagsbot]

is it gay to marry your gay friend to save money on taxes? you're also gay too btw

[: ̗̀➛ 𝑆𝐴𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝟒 𝑼 ! @agentsactusreus]

i fired my last assistant when she got me that for my daughter

[Karl // 𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘵 @gaymeatkarl]

This is funnier to me than any of the hangover movies or any standup show ever