Phil Coulson

I want to protect my nation. Car enthusiast. Nobody touches Lola.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

My first S.H.I.E.L.D. headshot.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs @SamTWilson_ Same goes to you.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs @SamTWilson_ At least I'm not bald yet.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

This was the day after they talked me into buzzing my hair off. I have to say, I kind of miss that curly hair.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@BBannerOfficial Two problems?

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@BBannerOfficial Locks. I once had a head full of locks.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@BBannerOfficial @notscottlang @SamTWilson_ Should I ask what's going on here?

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@notscottlang @SamTWilson_ Excuse me?

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs @youdamnknow There are a lot of amazing things about you, but I'm not sure that your eyes are telling the truth.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs @youdamnknow The last part isn't true.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs @youdamnknow Well, I wouldn't use that term. I'm just quite a fan.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs @youdamnknow Give me one reason not to talk about this.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs @youdamnknow One on one conversation, you and me.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs @youdamnknow Can we talk?

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs Of course I know.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs I'll tell you in private.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@BBannerOfficial Yes, Dr. Banner.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

I've been on Twitter for one year now. Thank Daisy for that. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs If I confirm or deny it, I'll lose my job.

[Phil Coulson @agentsonofcoul]

@CawCawMFs Once you really get to know him, he's a wonderful man.