Mike ⛽

25. BRFC #UTG I retweet funny tweets

[Mike ⛽ @AgentSpudnik]

Shibe tries to calm down her pup

[helkum @he1kumwya]

nigga got batista bombed

[Mohamed @MoeSquare]

Blessed with 99 acceleration Mashallah

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

The Beast when Belle is refusing to join him for breakfast #TheTraitors

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

#TheTraitors

Rachel: *enjoying her dinner*

Amanda:

[scary ruby innes @rubyinnes]

she say do you love me i tell her I am wallace
i only love my cheese and my gromit i'm sorry

[luffy @0xluffy]

being with someone isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. people leave too fast the moment they see the raw, unpolished parts of their partner

after all we are gardens shaped by everyone who tended it before. some soil is depleted. some flowers were uprooted. some corners are overgrown with weeds and neglect. or the garden could be barren

it’s not your job to blame your partner for who walked through it or shame them for the damage left behind

but if you choose to stay it becomes your privilege and your responsibility to tend the soil together, plant new seeds, and patiently grow something beautiful again

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Nahhhhhh Paddy Power have outdone themselves again hahahaha

Some of them were ready for a full on scrap 😭😭😭

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

“Margaret... Margaret... There's a gentleman here that wants to know who's the third-fastest player in world football”
“Outside the top f-”
“Outside the top five leagues”

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

I’m gonna get a lot of use out of this

[ALL RIGHT IDIOTS @ALLRIGHTIDIOTS]

AIN’T READING ALLA THAT

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"Gosh, that cheese looks good. Think I could grab it before that anvil hits?"

"I don't know, Chief. It's a million to one."

"I like those odds!"

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

having to explain to your wife and 3 kids mrbeast is taking your house away because you didn't pay your mortgage on time and the only way you can get it back is by winning beast games season 3 on amazon prime

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Took him just over a month:

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Sure this seems impressive but think of how ridiculously far China lags in funding wars in the Middle East.

[Jack Tye Wilson ☭ @bolsh3vik]

Apart from the utter bizarreness of Starmer's vision of a progressive patriotism, it's also totally out of step with the lives of working-class people.

Nobody paints their fence anymore because they are stuck renting for life. They don't even have gardens because they are living in grotty tower blocks and mouldy new builds.

Nobody enjoys a "half-time orange" – whatever the hell that is – because subsidised sports clubs have been shut down, and leisure centres have been knocked down or privatised.

Nobody even knows their neighbours because they are forced to move every one or two years to avoid rent increases from their millionaire landlord.

Starmer's white-picket-fence, 'Cool Britannia' vision is nothing but a middle-class, suburban fantasy land.

It's a distant dream for ordinary Brits; a decades-old echo of times gone by. It rings so hollow that it screeches in your ears, and makes you realise how low our society has fallen.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Neil Warnock standing mere feet from the ref with his hands on his head after he dropped a clanger against his Cardifff side when they played Chelsea will never fail.

[Oriental_HR @Oriental_HR]

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