Literary Agent Vader

I find your lack of voice disturbing.

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

@realDonaldTrump has not brought balance to THE FORCE. He is making even Sith Lords fucking crazy.

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

If @realDonaldTrump does not resign, America will collapse. I have foreseen it.

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

Dear @realDonaldTrump - RESIGN. You're just too fucking stupid to be a Sith Lord, let alone #POTUS
Signed,
All Sith Lords Everywhere.

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

Holy shit. Trump is still President and WWIII is coming. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

Dear Lit Agents: If you request a full & never get back to the author again, you're @realDonaldTrump's asshole. You're welcome. #askagent

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

Dear #publishing - figure out how to get #PokemonGO as a book promo tool

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

@juliakite Total Sith move.

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

@HillaryClinton is polling below @realDonaldTrump this morning. So there's that. #DemsInPhilly

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

Essentially, voting for @HillaryClinton or @realDonaldTrump is a vote for a nihilistic future. America needs @JustinTrudeau #DemsInPhilly

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

#DemsInPhilly The reason @HillaryClinton won't win in Nov is because she should be 50 points ahead of Trump in the polls. She isn't.

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

#DemsInPhilly Vote #berniependent

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

#DemsInPhilly A vote for @HillaryClinton is a vote for the Sith.

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

The end of America is nigh. #RNCinCLE

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

I don't believe for one second that a Pokemon can be your best friend in a world you must fucking defend. Defend from what? #pokemango

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

#pokemongo ... fuck, people ... read a fucking book on your phone for shit sake, JESUS! #publishing

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

Shit that consistently sells. Horror. Good scary original horror. #mswl: the next minimalist horror where the plot is scary, not the blood

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

Shit that consistently sells: crime fiction. Detectives. A good mystery. #mswl: the next Inspector Morse.

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

The reason @samhainpub is tit's up is because they're getting fucking clobbered by #selfpublishing authors. Period. Full stop. #askagent

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

#mswl Books about a happier time when men were men and sheep were nervous

[Literary Agent Vader @AgentVader]

I'm of the feeling Twitter has become a spambot for everything. My feed is filled with "BUY MY SHIT" Tweets. #authorspam