Age Patterson

Moderately adequate bassist. Otamatone virtuoso. CyberseCurious.
Giraffe dealer to the stars. Trusted by lesbians with cats and babies.

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

I'm thinking of a card. Choose a card. If you guess it correctly, you win a prize.

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

Dear Timotheeeeeeeeeeee Chalamet.
My girlfriend just called you Timotheeaay Chamalamadingdong. This is all.

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

This Saturday April 25th is the first annual Whimsgiving.

A day where you're a silly goose and you share all of the things you find beauty in the world about.

Please share your special interest. Whatever it is that makes your eyes sparkle when you talk about it.

#whimsgiving

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

My woman in another life 🥰
https://t.co/rjZ1aUdhOT

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

Just so you know
@BassGirlNay is leaking new @noisebeneath songs
You better post up in her chat and tell her I'm snitchin

https://t.co/7uVWXv7DEM

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@trshpuppy @_GirlSay

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@fdoesthings That you did. 👉❤️

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@fdoesthings you. have. my. number.

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@noisebeneath I record everything directly to my smart fridge. Always have. Always will.

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@noisebeneath

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@TheCantelope

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@noisebeneath How do you tackle difficult grout stains?

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@noisebeneath BILLY!!!

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@trshpuppy @_comlag91

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@noisebeneath

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@bryanbrake Thank you, Bryan
I've been slightly out of the loop lately with other stuff. I appreciate this.

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@NeebsOfficial thank you again for the lovely raid tonight. I'd been away for so long I hadn't heard until tonight. My deepest condolences. You all brought so much laughter into to my life. It brings me joy that you're still out there doing it for others. 😊

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

@duolingo has prepared me to find apples wherever I go in South America.

[Age Patterson @agepatterson]

"I've got cyan brain" - Daemon Steeze