Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
#Mizzou has a massive group of potentially impactful recruits on campus this weekend for official visits, including 5-Star RB Landen Williams-Callis (@CallisLanden) and four-star WR Lawrence Britt (@Certified_LB1).
More on this weekend's visitors:
https://t.co/eYTveLitp1
#Mizzou WR commit Chris Harris Jr. (@chrisharris_jr) arrived in Columbia last night for his official visit to Missouri.
Harris is a four-star prospect from Lee’s Summit, Missouri.
JP MORGAN HAS RAISED IT’S TESLA PRICE TRAGET TO $475 FROM $145
THIS IS AFTER THE BANK WAS CHOSEN BY ELON MUSK TO BE PART OF THE SPACX AND EARN 100’S OF MILLIONS IN FEES
I HOPE PEOPLE CAN SEE THRU THIS BS
$TSLA
#Mizzou has now pulled the Daily Double from Nazareth Academy (Ill.) in OL Luke Injaychock (@LukeInjaychock) & DE Chris Kasky (@Chris453380)
Commit season in full effect
https://t.co/F0LUU9vIU6
One document in the Epstein files is titled child sex trafficking co-conspirators. The DOJ released it fully redacted. In February, Rep. Thomas Massie read one of the blacked-out names into the record himself. Les Wexner.
Bryce Mitchell reacts to Sean Strickland being banned from the UFC White House event:
"I'm not surprised at all. We ought to be able to criticize our own nation, let alone a foreign nation.
[Israel] is the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's gonna change, because evil empires don't last forever."
(via @mmamania)