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too something to function | tamu

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Do you have a deep psychological need to be on good terms with all your exes or are you normal

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@Run_With_Spoons @jared_shult

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@thefernandocz Must have missed the part where you explained how one decision cost Disney $200B

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All social media should have an option to download three hours of my feed to last me through a flight

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I low key wanna fly spirit one time just for the experience

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people on twitter are alarmingly ignorant…alarmingly

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@JohnMA_24 Nah this has to be more adult. I want riverdale/Harry Potter level content

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This world deserves a live action Danny Phantom reboot

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@JohnMA_24 It’s gotta be straight to paramount+

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If you’re a parent upset about Pixar’s Turning Red then the movie was actually for you and you didn’t get the message

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When I was in charge of development for a large campus student group, an old donor told me she thought we had done enough for Black students @tamu and it was time to refocus on “the priority.” Isn’t one of those core values respect? 🤔

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Y’all are really surprised by this but student leaders have dealt with groups like this for years…

[The Battalion @TheBattOnline]

Leaked documents from a group called The Rudder Association allege close relationships with “numerous” top A&M administrators and take credit for influence on a variety of policy changes, with the goal of guiding A&M’s next “100 years.”

https://t.co/HlUdBoHOBO

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he’s gonna want Poland

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@charliekirk11 How long have you had this tweet saved in your drafts

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Me: Alexa what is the weather
Alexa: It’s 68 and sunny
Me:
Alexa: By the way, if you want to know more about the Hindenburg explosion, you can listen to Ariana Grande’s new podcast “Deforestation in Antarctica”. Would you like me to play it for you?

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2021…be over already

[TMZ @TMZ]

Betty White has died at age 99. https://t.co/vbkrBwyj9U

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Praying for @LilNasX that his delivery goes well 👏🏻🙌🏻

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If you’re taking horse dewormer to treat covid then that’s just natural selection at this point

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@merrillpecci Ouch

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Don’t feel weird about liking insta posts from two years ago. Likes are likes