agnieszka 🍑 {she/her}

first off, BLM | ur local polar pop princess | 🐧🌹

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

“so who’s calling the Uber?” https://t.co/da9w3mbZ5w

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 17 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Art History Memes for Aesthetic Fiends @ArtMemeLord]

Electricity bill.
Oil on canvas.

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

this tweet has come to haunt me after the newest mario trailer.

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

I am so….. sick….. and tired…….of chris pratt. for the love of god…….there are other actors

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

@furzly Hi Furzly Team, I think you may need to look into who's in charge of your communication. They lack a great deal of professionalism.

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

@furzly Hi Furzly Team, I think you may need to look into who's in charge of your communication. They lack a great deal of professionalism.

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

@furzly Hi Furzly Team, I think you may need to look into who's in charge of your communication. They lack a great deal of professionalism.

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 17 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

the amount of rental scams out there is

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

“the printer is low on ink” OK AND????

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

I know my dog is 2 yrs old which is considered young, but why he act like such an old ass grandpa?

[Rod Fulton @SaintRoderick]

Don’t worry Adele New Orleans bounce DJs got that part covered they just need the song

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

I must be family too cuz i wanna know how the fuck this happened.

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

why has no sports team made golden retrievers as their mascots? I’d fucking die for some Houston Goldens 🥲

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

you know the vibes

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

It is MID-OCTOBER and I have YET to pull out the hoodie and booty shorts combo

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

celebrities telling US to be more sustainable like they didn’t just fly on their private jet wearing all those blood diamonds

[Tino The Sad Nets Fan @Vlonedynasty]

plz don’t get me started

[agnieszka 🍑 {she/her} @aggiferaniston]

all black clothes, all black car, and I decided to adopt the whitest dog out there. smh.