lyss

out on the edge

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

not a single miss on this entire album. poetry

[Thee Stallion Base @StallionBase_]

8 years ago today, Megan Thee Stallion released ‘Tina Snow.’

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

I was seeing a man and he sent me a photo of himself with a mustache and asked me if he should keep it or shave it and I told him I liked it and the next time I saw him he had shaved it off

[⁂ @icapsalot]

What is this men genre called

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

my period must be starting soon, my mind is trying to convince me that I should just give up on everything and everyone in my life

[ִֶָ @girl01101011]

I’m like actually shaking…

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

@seeyouinzion @HunterBiden my great grandfather lived to 80 and he only drank tap water. he also grew his own vegetables and built two homes with his bare hands. you losers could only dream of being as much of a man as him

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The worst thing about Charlie Kirk dying is that I had to find out who Erika Kirk was.

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

hiring an Etsy witch to destroy the mosquito that just left a bite the size of Brazil on my leg

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

@vortmax79 @uncle_deluge @interstatejuche did everyone forget Trump is a pedophile? I don’t give a fuck what consenting adults do with each other.

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

I’d show hunter biden my book collection, along with a brief synopsis of each. not something I would offer to many

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

This is because they lost my paperwork. I literally stopped responding to their attempts to reach me and got a meek apology when I was back even though they pushed me to the brink of suicide by harassing me lmao

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

my corporate job tried to fire me on FMLA leave for major depressive disorder and honestly if I would have lost access to my insurance and ultimately my medication I probably wouldn’t be here. I refused to come in on leave as they demanded so they could fire me

[Mr captain save a ho @invisibletrey]

Told my boss last Monday I was struggling with my mental health and burnout and 7 days later I was terminated. Corporate America does not give a fuck about any of us.

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

truly the people’s princess if I were to give the title to anyone

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Hunter Biden says coke found at the White House was not his:

“It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my dr-gs.”

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

how to ruin any chance on the spot, you want to get to know me and you start off by not trusting me in our first interaction. ginormous red flag!

[𝐶. @itscelyunique]

i really dont like when i give a man my number and he calls it while im still in front of him. what were you gonna do if it was fake? WHY did yall start doing that its very violent and scary

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

my job scheduled me to get off at 8pm next week from the office (hour drive home) then back at 7am the next day. I told them with my commute I don’t have time for a full night’s rest and they were like :/ well you gotta do it we don’t hate these jobs enough

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

if u work 8-15 hours out the day and then get off and do shit to prepare to do it all over again the next day do not let nobody raggedy oogly boogly ass tell u dat u not allowed to be tired lmfao our bodies are not built for this shit ion wanna hear it

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

he made her a whole drink line so she could enjoy too 🥺

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland says that his non-alcoholic beer brand BERO will release a shandy-style drinks range in honor of Zendaya.

“Zendaya, bless her, has never been a drinker, so she’s never drank beer. She didn’t love the beers we have on sale. The idea behind the shandies was to create something authentic at the company that Z could enjoy.”

(Source: https://t.co/IwKZIfNBpb)

[citizen 𖤣𖥧•𖡼 @gothicwse]

happy pride month

[lyss @aggressivelarry]

took my younger sisters to see obsession last night and I got back to my parents to drop them off and everyone was gone and they thought I had set them up and told my parents to leave so they’d be home alone lmao

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Jesus fucking christ, how is Erika Kirk already in another relationship, in less than a year of her husband overdosing on drugs no less?