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@shahrimtamrin Jika anda mat moto, siapakah yang salah?
A. Salah lori sebab lenyek motor
B. Salah kereta sebab ada dashcam
C. Salah Anthony Loke sebab tak haramkan kenderaan lain atas jalan raya
D. Semua di atas

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@HafizSharkz @capt_noodles Kalau report KKM typhoid boleh ka?

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@pkdige The year is 2034, still waiting for secondary explosion:

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@StonerJesus Tbh the only thing that is in need of a nuclear holocaust is whatever that thing going on with her face

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@ukit50 @HafizRayyan Tapi tu lah kan, Melayu suka pemimpin2 macam ni. Entah apa yang dikejar tak tau le. Syok sangat kot dapat kampit beras free setiap 4-5 tahun

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@mahadivengeance @mkhairulazri Undang2 sosmed gitu la. Berani post, berani tanggung. Kalau takut kena kecam, post je la dalam group wasap family. Benda simple

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@Sacred1stDota He didn't have to because he knew Rice ain't a flopping bij like MacAllister

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@Kerwin12Kerwin @jrashmore @OptaJoe Ok you worry about stats & betting, we'll take the 3pt

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@RedCartelHQ Bruno arriving from midfield:

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@Johnsmithss99 @RabbiJeffx @grok >Prophet Muhammad
>writing the Qur'an

This is how we know you're an amateur.

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@VladeMaxFlava I'm most excited for the line that says NK invades South. I hope it will be the end of the cancer that is K-pop

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@NLondonNoise @afcstuff Following that match, we lost 0-3 to Villa at home, drew Leeds & lost at home to Wolves. Covid Arsenal was really something else lmao

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@_Da_Poldi @PenTitan Plus it was our 4th away games in a row (in 9 days!), surely it's gonna take a toll on any team in this world except PSG & the farmers who would bend over backward to accommodate their schedule for the sheikh

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@jrashmore @OptaJoe Fine fine I'll give you 15 shots on target- no you know what, I'm feeling good today so I give you 32 shots on target but we'll take the 3pt. We cool Jamie?

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@IceB97 @AbgLongUdang Kalau beger biasa pun dah 4.50, maksudnya mahal la kedai laki dia tu. Boikot.

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@brkwskill Pedri too. Bro's movement with the ball was smooth as hell

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@WelcomeTheGulag I bet he didn't know where the word 'algebra' came from

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@UPYOURARSENAL04 Tbf he makes it up by immediately running back to help recover the ball & help the defence. It's not his fault Jude pulled a ridiculous move & RM scored from there

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@FrancisEbuara Lisan al Gaib

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@UPYOURARSENAL04 Don't forget Coach Henry won Silver in Olympic '24 😉