agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her)

virtual solutions, mental health in academia curator, cephalopod friend

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

This is not a to-do list. You're welcome!🐙 #MentalHealth #AcademicMentalHealth

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

The world through squid eyes!🐙🎓🦑 #AcademicSquid #podcast #cephalopods #ScienceTwitter https://t.co/sIaskVNhbN

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

First time ever in my life that I meant when I said "endlich Kaffee".☕ #lovemyjob #GrantManagement

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Really enjoyed the atmosphere at @KoWi_EU course🎓 on #GrantManagement in #HorizonEurope🇪🇺 this week, including some challenging topics (personnel costs🤓) and even clues about cooperations with Switzerland🇨🇭. #AcademicTwitter #HorizonEU

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Much needed skill for the upcoming #HorizonEurope reporting.🎓🇪🇺 #AcademicTwitter #GrantManagement

[ErrantScience @ErrantScience]

I calculate my timesheets using the advanced formula called RAND()... because MADEUP() isn't a function in Excel

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Today some uni colleagues had an argument about a task "required" to be done on paper because the last time they tried Excel, it didn't work.
I have achieved new levels of Fremdschämen.🎓
#DigitalisierungJetzt #AcademicSustainability #AcademicTwitter

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

It's been one of those days when I learned some very disappointing and frustrating things. RIP academia.🎓 #AcademicTwitter

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Bureaucratic 🇩🇪 Unwort des _Jahrhunderts_: 'papiergestützt'.📄 #DigitalisierungJetzt #AcademicSustainability #AcademicTwitter

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Academia is considered a place of privilege. Because of the expectations for working in a university we may feel the need to be quiet about challenges in our private life.🎓 #AcademicMentalHealth #AcademicTwitter
https://t.co/71xCaEQZMA via @academicvoices @BrookeSzucs

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

What have I done? Brought the HR person some chocolate.🎄

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

#ExzellenzUni🇩🇪🎓 yesterday:
We sent you the contract last week via Hauspost, you should get it any minute.

Today:
Uhm, that contract seems still here. Can you come pick it up asap?
#AcademicHR #AcademicTwitter

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

#ExzellenzUni🇩🇪 at its best again:
no possibility to post job ads on any career portal. Because, obviously, Fachkräftemangel is not a thing here.🎓
#AcademicHR #AcademicTwitter

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

#AcademicTwitter, DM me if you need an invite code to the 🔵 place.

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Interesting documentary with @danpallotta @EdwardNorton. Any parallels between non-profits and #SustainableAcademia? Why not pay decent wages to people working for a good cause.🎓💰 #IamOverhead #AcademicTwitter #investinthepeople #planetoverprofit #UnCharitableMovie

[Uncharitable Movie @UncharitableMov]

#UnCharitableMovie is a timely & crucial documentary that uncovers the realities of philanthropy and introduces a radical new way of giving, demanding that charities be freed from traditional constraints to truly change the world. In theaters Sept 22. https://t.co/NKqXW8Ibof

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Overheard a prof saying "students suffering from anxiety who can't leave their home _even for exams_ are not fit for academia and should just quit uni".🎓 #MentalHealth #AcademicMentalHealth #AcademicTwitter

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

And after that, whether the staff has to clean their offices & kitchen themselves. #ExzellenzUni🇩🇪 #AcademicTwitter

[Bruce E. Baker @BruceHistorian]

Can we please rank universities by what percentage of the time they manage to provide working printers for the academic staff?

[Albert-László Barabási @barabasi]

Opportunity Alert 🚨: Seeking postdocs to join my lab in Network Medicine, Network Science/AI, Science of Success, and Quantifying Art. Let's pioneer new frontiers together at @Northeastern and @Harvard! SHARE or APPLY: https://t.co/lvviTyHGtu #AcademicCareers #PostdocPositions

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Sexual harassment and gender biases remain entrenched despite implemented gender equity initiatives and policies.🎓 #AcademicTwitter #genderequity https://t.co/mU7yUKatr9 via @ConversationEDU @JanetGHering @NicoleLBoivin @UrsiKeller

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Laying someone off is hard —as it should be—, even during the probation period. #AcademicHR #AcademicTwitter

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

Anybody else hit by budget cuts on @BMBF_Bund🇩🇪 research projects?
If I can get some uni official to seal the deal (yes, literally put a seal on the letter), I might be able to save ~900€.🎓 #DigitalisierungJetzt #AcademicTwitter #GrantManagement

[agi_squid🐙flow🎓 (she/her) @agi_squidflow]

I admit that currently I 🤮 a lot about this #ExzellenzUni here.🇩🇪 Either blame it on the 🌫️weather, or there's something new dropping in daily on top of all the end-year stress.
Gonna turn 180° and view today's one positively. They are catching up, only 2 years behind now.🐙