Anthony

My Tweets are mostly true stories I have made up. ...and never believe your own bullshit.

[Anthony @agianatasio]

I just wrote a review on 25mm SOCCER SPEED POLE SET (12-Pack) RED https://t.co/2at4AAqsRO via @yotpo

[Anthony @agianatasio]

…is playin the dark one of those plans?

[Real Colorado Soccer @RealColoSoccer]

ASP --still hoping...we have a plan --please be ready to go!!

[Anthony @agianatasio]

Roger Goodell says he never saw the Ray Rice elevator video-guessing he tells people he has never seen the Pamela & Tommy video too. #NFL

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

9 Less Romantic Movie Quotes http://t.co/AkcKYHYaUQ

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

4 simple ways to craft your own birth control using Hobby Lobby products: http://t.co/nrvpeFH6gL

[Anthony @agianatasio]

@reckless_co
Staycation =Suck-cation! ...At least it's not snowing.

[Anthony @agianatasio]

Working nights and I'm trying Chipolte as my "sleep aide" #foodcoma

[Anthony @agianatasio]

This makes Charles Darwin cry. RT@TheOnion: http://t.co/TPTdGKVVsL

[Patrick Bos @critriderbos]

1st win of the season for myself, huge thanks to my teammates kayle77 charonlsmith @scccycling… http://t.co/LKqHEm7t6P

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Going to a bar to watch TV at 9 am doesn't mean you're a soccer fan. It means you're an unemployed alcoholic.

[Anthony @agianatasio]

#photobomb #selfie

[Anthony @agianatasio]

Is there anything to do in Cherry Creek Village beside yoga and shop?

[Anthony @agianatasio]

@critriderbos Got my mom flowers for #MothersDay My brother thinks it's a bad gift since she could not even keep our sister alive #NotTrue

[Anthony @agianatasio]

A patient told me today that he was black. My reply was I'm white-lite olive actually unless I don't wear sunscreen than I'm just pink. #wtf

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

In case you haven't seen it, @Shaq's LinkedIn profile is real & it's spectacular: http://t.co/BcIHqXVoCY

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

In Today's Great News, Andy Samberg is hosting SNL season finale

[Anthony @agianatasio]

@critriderbos slid on snow-Got t boned in an intersection.

[Anthony @agianatasio]

Mom says "always wear clean underwear-in case you get in accident. I would have settled for just underwear. #ohshit

[Anthony @agianatasio]

@reckless_co which part? ...btw, my auto complete tried spelling "witch part"

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

There are lots of ways to see the face your best friend makes during sex. This might be the worst: http://t.co/g3wBGwA4UX