‘The Stat’

PE Teacher. Football fan.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

New Arctic Monkeys single, ‘No Way Back
For Jenas’, to be released on 23 September

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@bluelightcard my name is on the school website!

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@bluelightcard my WORK ID CARD shows my full NAME and the SCHOOL I work for but it has been declined twice. Please rectify this

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@Dag_RedFC do you do a Blue Light Card discount?

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#NewProfilePic

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THE best keeper @BrentfordFC have EVER had 👏 even though he told @markchapman on “late kick off” that he didn’t really want to play for us…appreciate the honesty!

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

It has come as somewhat of a shock.

#BBCFootball

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@BillyReevesOK 10p for a Fredo & baggy football shirts

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@adidasUK @newbalance @ASICSUK would you expect your customers to have to return trainers they haven’t had for a year?

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@Nike @nikelondon I purchased these shoes 12th March 24’ and they are already falling apart! I keep sending your trainers back as they are NOT fit for purpose…please help me replace them otherwise I’ll look at other manufacturers

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@Warburtons disappointed that our burger buns had more bottoms than tops. Would appreciate some more

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Cheerio 👋🏻 fantastic player BUT letting him go for free would be a disaster #Brentfordfc

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Despite receiving a hero’s welcome back to Brentford after Euro 2024, Ivan Toney could be set to leave the club 👀😬

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@bluelightcard why is it taking so long for you to verify my ID?

[Patty’s Football Tips⚽️ @Pattystips]

Barnet away!

[Hornchurch FC @HornchurchFC]

A fantastic 3️⃣ points on the road.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

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Been a fan of @alwaysbecomedy podcast for a while and wanted to visit so to do so tonight and watch @MaisieAdam perform was a joy! Fantastic venue and Maisie was hilarious! Go see her tour show!!🇲🇰⛴️👷🏻🧸🎈

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@mrdanwalker @mrdanwalker my mates and I played a total of 224 holes of footgolf today for charity! https://t.co/ahKDwwMrQe

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Wore my @shewsclub socks as we completed a 224 hole footgolf charity challenge, in just 1 day! Donate here ➡️ https://t.co/ahKDwwMrQe