Rick Waters

Agile Coach & Certified Scrum Trainer, DRiV Coach, Software Developer, Woodworker and Furniture Enthusiast

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What's so dangerous about people living happy lives?

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@adobestock I've been sitting on the plans page for an hour and it won't load. I NEED to cancel my plan. Like NOW! Is this how you keep us from cancelling?

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AWS == Always Works ... Sometimes

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@scottsigler Look what I found at the biggest truck stop in the world! Davenport, IA.

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Anybody else trying to watch the live stream #tyson match on @netflix but can't because there's too much traffic?

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Is it me or does the actor David Anders look like a young Rutger Hauer?

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At this point...can we all agree that toilets should have built-in phone chargers and wifi repeaters?

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Good luck to @TheAKGuy today! One step closer to taking out dishonest politicians! If anyone can do it, it's you!

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If you are sharing your screen while using Miro or Mural, you are missing the point of Miro and Mural.

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The events in Scrum are not ceremonies.

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Today I find myself randomly wondering if you can fit a coffin into a 1990's Ford Bronco.

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@agileschools Better late than never. You'll probably see similarities between the book and all social and corporate constructs, big and small.

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Spotify is trying to tell me that Daryl Hall and John Oats is like Steey Dan. Sorry, but I expect Spotify to know something about music. This reeks of incompetence.

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First Day back at home!
Now to get life back on track.

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Status...still in the hospital. Since March 8th.

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@Matt_Pinner 1000 times, yes!

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Do NOT go looking through Adobe Stock for an image of 'dysfunction' at work!!!

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@blckriflecoffee Across the parking lot.

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Cancer. Want to know why people say "I don't want to talk about it."? Because as soon as we start talking about it, you start telling us about everyone you know who's died horrible deaths from it.
Apparently the world has forgotten about tact and respect.

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When using an AI, I often ask it to "please write..." or "please draw...". Is that weird to use 'please'?

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@scottjohnson PC LOAD LETTER