🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑

Classy but ratchet/ IG & Snap - AGirlIncomplete/🍕= LIFE/ ꒦꒐ꉔ꒐ꄲ꒤ꇙ🗡 & ꒯ꏂ꒒꒐ꉔ꒐ꄲ꒤ꇙ🍒/Mentally unstable alcoholic 💊🥃/Superᴮᵃᵈ Nanny/ρяσғεssισηαℓ ρℓεαsυяε sεεкεя

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

Just know if we fuck I’m doing it completely naked with the lights on. You knew I was fat when we met so grab your favorite roll and bust your nut.

[🥀✨🪶 @ash_may_bite]

you're in his DMs. i'm in his nightmares

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

@KSizzlez63 Ugh I want one! 😭

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

@KSizzlez63 10! I’m lucky if I make it 5 😭

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

@adamgreattweet My dogs are more antisocial than me 😂

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

one of the greatest lies i ever told myself was that getting a dog would make me more social

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

@KSizzlez63 The ending 😭😂

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me, being kidnapped: could we get some mcdonald’s chicken nuggets on the way?

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

@KSizzlez63 I owe apologies during hockey season 😬

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

@KSizzlez63 @arron_crascall The robber had time to go for coffee and come back 😂

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

@ChrisEvans is the sexiest man alive! All I gotta say is about time! ❤️❤️

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“hello darkness my old friend” i say as the sun begins to set at 3 pm

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

@KSizzlez63 I fucking LOVE her! ❤️

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

devil on my shoulder: eat a cookie

devil on my other shoulder: eat a whole box of cookies

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

I need to find my oldest sister and test this out

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The Bible is 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!! 👻🎃🐈‍⬛🖤

[Kellz @KSizzlez63]

@AGirlIncomplete

[🗑 ԵɾɑՏհ զմҽҽղ 👑 @AGirlIncomplete]

@KSizzlez63 It’s too early to be ugly crying like this 😭😭

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad

[🧢 @defffkapp]

having a job is cool but everyday ???

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

i believe in annoyed at first sight