🥀✨🪶

an attic full of broken toys

[🥀✨🪶 @ash_may_bite]

@BadCovid19 we progressive skanks gotta wear two hats in order to fix this shit 😒 😘

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

I need an extra large condom to protect my heart

[CannabisFlower @BadCovid19]

Can these people be normal for one day and stop thinking about genitals FFS

[🥀✨🪶 @ash_may_bite]

a random cat jumped into my lap. happens all the time 😻

[CannabisFlower @BadCovid19]

MAGA doesn’t wanna forgive student debt so we can pay criminals a bunch of your money

[🥀✨🪶 @ash_may_bite]

meteor now

[ashley noelle @ash_isawitch]

I can’t go to a rooftop bar, I might jump.

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

I don't want to get railed in a sundress. I want to get cherished and loved in a sundress.

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

Waiter: are you here for dinner?
Guy who's about to get what's coming to him: no thanks. Just desserts for me

[CannabisFlower @BadCovid19]

“I don’t do politics” just means you’re a pussy who stands for nothing or MAGA….

And I don’t respect you😊

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Imagine driving drunk and hitting a clown car. 15 counts of dui manslaughter

[🥀✨🪶 @ash_may_bite]

@TheProphetLen hey i'm getting faster

[🥀✨🪶 @ash_may_bite]

no i said you were a fungi

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

Gave my dog a bath and a brush and now I’m peter griffin on ecstasy for her

[ashley noelle @ash_isawitch]

Ok fine, maybe the appropriate response when a man talks to you isn’t to cock your fist.

[Vixx @VexingVixxen]

I'm a firm believer that no one can *make* you feel stupid. You just *are* stupid and someone made you aware of that fact.

[CannabisFlower @BadCovid19]

Why are people getting excited for November like he’s not gonna rig it again

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

Keep your Snickers. I don't want to be myself.

[pamplemousse @CushieButt]

why would anyone anything anymore anyway