Spring 1999 Me
Transportation: Chevy Cavalier
On the radio: @blink182 Dude Ranch
Spring 2024 Me
Transportation: Toyota Sienna
On the radio: Blink 182 Dude ranch
Spring 2064 Me
Transportation: Walker
On the radio: Blink 182 Dude Ranch
Well, I guess this is growing up.
Under my predecessor, the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations got more than their fair share — they’re doing just fine.
Now, it’s time for working people to get the help they need.
In a cruel twist of fate, I forgot to pack all my wive’s shirts that were hanging by the door before we left for our trip this week
Join me as she tries to find shirts at Walmart…
Parents in the 90s: “Well it didn’t just grow legs and walk away.”
Me, Parent today: pretty sure all the pacifiers in this house grew legs and walked away.
Me: Sees warning about 80 mile an hour winds and staying away from windows due to debris.
Also me: goes to window to look at the wind.
#tornado#SevereThunderstormWarning
If you were ever confused with the difference between a brush and a comb…
Have a 3 year old daughter.
She will correct you every time you call a comb a brush. Every. Single. Time.