@JimMellody2@_PublicWorks@thats_bb_suzyn Easy to be hungover in Milwaukee but get yourself a brat and hair of the dog. A sunny day at the tailgate is life changing. Fuck Wrigley tho
@JimMellody2@_PublicWorks@thats_bb_suzyn Curious where miller park is coming from. The pre game tailgating experience is incredible, the stadium is beautiful, the retractable roof actually looks good. A day at the ballpark in Milwaukee is 10/10
just spitballing here but what if instead of a beer glass that makes you drink slower, there were a longbeck beer bottle with ridges in the neck (almost like a vortex) that shot beer down your throat at record speeds
i go to the sink. i fill my glass with clean healthful room temperature municipal tap water. i down the glass in 5.6 seconds. i refill my glass and take patient, measured sips over the next 30 minutes. this is the elite water routine backed by medical science. learn.