Aleks

Lover and practitioner in all things awesome. Nuff said.

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I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

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i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

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lightup skechers so bright can't see my haters

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The perfect chino. I've gone a bit dizzy.

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being skinny might be nice, but having pizza is nicer

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when mr. krabs sold spongebob out for 62 cents thats when i knew niggas aint loyal

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Genius by birth, lazy by choice.

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Sometimes it's best to just say FUCK it.

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A hummingbird is basically just a normal bird but can't remember the lyrics to the song.

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High school is like a free trial on education and then once you've graduated they say

"ok now if you want to continue, please pay $50,000"

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Scientists have discovered that bitches in fact do be tripping