If somebody told me in 2020 we will experience WW3, mass fires in Australia and a massive global virus pandemic. I would have said Carole Baskins killed her husband in 1997 and fed his body to the tigers
Coworker: well I did it, I had “the talk” with my son last night.
Me: whoa, the sex talk huh?
Coworker: hell no, the “don’t eat laundry detergent talk”