Matt Hinkamp

Servant to my Lord Jesus Christ. Avid fan of my New Orleans Pelicans

[Matt Hinkamp @matthinkamp]

A window-view into the past, present, and future of the enigma that is New Orleans sports. Everything in this picture means something, including the background

[David West @D_West30]

The right thing to do was let Shotty decide when it was time. Shameful and embarrassing....

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Unforgivable

[Shamit Dua @FearTheBrown]

Multiple sources indicate that long time equipment manager, David Jovanovic, aka "Big Shot" has been let go by the Pelicans.

Jovanovic has served as the equipment manager since 1988 when the Charlotte expansion franchise was introduced. The move has completely shocked people.

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Master Hand and Crazy Hand would probably weasel their way into my first lucid dream if it ever happened

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The impostor syndrome kicks like a donkey

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Thank you

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Maybe I will say thank you, afterwards

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One of my favorite 7 hour stretches of life was getting off of a plane after 19 hours, taking a nap, then putting in my 2 weeks notice

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The Kool-Aid Man has been wreaking havoc on the local real estate market

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@DavidJovan33768 @PelicansNBA @NBAEMA_ Backbone of this franchise

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Definitely never tweeting a joke like this again. Rip

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I’m the type of guy to have his wallet robbed off of him, and then drive to the police station and the first thing I do is confess that I’ve just illegally driven without a license

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I’ve been very careful to keep this streak over the course of my life, having all of my surgeries in neat 5-year intervals…however that streak finally breaks in 2025,,

2008: Broken arm
2013: Broken arm 2.0
2018: Wisdom teeth
2023: Hernia
*2025*: LASIK

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I’m the type of guy to have his wallet robbed off of him, and then drive to the police station and the first thing I do is confess that I’ve just illegally driven without a license

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I am one of the most interruptable people on the planet

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Easily one of my dumbest unironic tweets. Possibly #1

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Ok why do the torn triceps injury always comes in pairs? One tricep is independent of the other but Ive never heard of anyone tearing only 1

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@dropchrismurphy I love just saying hi over and over because nobody ever knows if I’m greeting them in English or affirming them in Japanese

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Said arigatou gozaimasu to the flight attendant and now she thinks I speak Japanese and is exclusively speaking Japanese to me for the rest of the flight

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Just hastily realized the most likely moment that I tore my meniscus was in Ms. McCampbell’s bowling class in 2006 when someone hammed one of those wooden balls right at it

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Back by popular demand. The Schedule, 2025 edition

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The Organized One

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My schedule grows larger and more powerful with each passing year

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Life might finally be too good to say anything here

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One of the top 5 directions to hunker would definitely have to be down