Happy Gilmore?

Practical lib; mother of three boys; Philadelphian, raised in Kensington.

[Happy Gilmore? @agmcgavin]

This is beautiful. I hope that I can one day believe this.

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

"What do you get from loss?" asks Stephen Colbert, discussing grief with @andersoncooper. "You get awareness of other people's loss, which allows you to connect with that other person, which allows you to love more deeply and understand what it's like to be a human being."

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

The Philadelphia Phillies are 23-7 vs the San Diego Padres since this video

[Edison Baseball @EHSbaseballll]

Edison walks it off 5-4! SR John Dobson held it down (6IP, 7H, 3ER, 5K) SRs Nathan Roeschlein and Matthias Alden with 2Hs. SR John Dobson with the walk off 2RBI 1B for the win. Edison travels to Hayfield Wednesday for the region championship! #Eaglepride #Family ⚾️🦅

[Happy Gilmore? @agmcgavin]

National District teams always get the side eye in VHSL baseball. Not today. National District will be representing the Occoquan Region this year. @EHSbaseballll vs Hayfield (again).

[Edison Baseball @EHSbaseballll]

Edison win 5-4! SR John Dobson with the CG (7IP, 5H, 4R, 0ER, 3BB, 6K) SR Nathan Roeschlein (3-4, R, RBI, 2SB) SR Derek Potts (2-4, R, 3B). Edison travels to Hayfield Thursday for the National District Championship! #Eaglepride #Family ⚾️🦅

[Happy Gilmore? @agmcgavin]

This seems to be a smart use of resources.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨JUST IN: Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

[Rachel @jonesie17]

John Kruk not knowing that Chris Farley did an impression of him on SNL is PEAK Kruk

[Alex Murphy @AlexMurphyJour]

OH MY GOD

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER @UMW_Basketball ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

COLIN MITCHELL IS THE HERO

OH MY GOD #d3hoops

[UMW Athletics @UMWathletics]

COLIN MITCHELL. YOU ARE A BAD. BAD. MAN!

NATTY CHAMPS ‼️

[Drew Forrester @itsahooded4iron]

So it's not even like UMBC or Howard made the NCAA tournament.

What they earned by winning their conference tournament is the right to "play in" to the NCAA event and face a #1 seed two days later.

Hideous way to treat a conference champion. Shameful.

[Happy Gilmore? @agmcgavin]

Exactly.

[Marty Priest @mjpriest1304]

USA baseball needed the travel ball dad - he knows all the scenarios, has mapped them out extensively and told everyone who will listen (and those that will ignore him). He may be annoying, but he knows the tiebreaker rules, scenarios win or lose and who and when they will play next - in every scenario possible. He would have told DeRosa and every manager. Travel ball dads for the win!

[Austin Peay Baseball @GovsBSB]

A. NO. DOUBTER. for Huey!! 398 feet for his first-career hit!

📺 | https://t.co/GLlG5j6R81

🅱️🅰️🆖❗️ | #LetsGoPeay

[Happy Gilmore? @agmcgavin]

@dannykanell Um.... good points, but do we really want politicians regulating sports schedules. Just don't join the league/team/tournament, etc. if they play on Sundays. You have a choice.

[Edison Baseball @EHSbaseballll]

Edison Varsity Baseball Roster 2026! #EaglePride #Family ⚾️🦅

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Our first March Moment comes from Lehigh in the Patriot League 🧅🧅🧅

[Happy Gilmore? @agmcgavin]

@ScoringChanges FWIW- I believe NFHS rules treat the double base as one big base after the initial run to 1st. (I'm training as an umpire so I hope I am right on that. 😬)

[Happy Gilmore? @agmcgavin]

@VHSL_ Tend to agree with the comments about the timing of this announcement (and whether this app is decent), but with GC now limiting live streaming, glad to see there's competition.

[zoe @lestertoes]

cw: suicide

when my dad ended his life three years ago, my mom put all his stuff in boxes and rented a storage unit.
we haven’t been there since and i went there today and i realized all the unfinished things suicide leaves behind.
the boxes were full of his clothes, but-

[Happy Gilmore? @agmcgavin]

RIP Catherine O'Hara. One of my faves.

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

please let this exact scene be playing out in real life

[Happy Gilmore? @agmcgavin]

@novahoopsCom @ACHSHoops @ACHSTitans Love @Tee_Hen5.

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

Statement from the family of Alex Pretti, Michael and Susan Pretti: 

“We are heartbroken but also very angry. 

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However his last thought and act was to protect a woman. 

The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you”