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he/him | not funny

[Godfrey @godfrey_von]

my phone straight up shows me shit I'm thinking about

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

They should’ve killed me back in May

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

okay but so that’s not really 14 minutes then is it. I would call that 29 minutes

[ant @persistantz]

he tryna ignore how the days fade into one another
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[fluff @agntfluffy]

guy at work who saw me listening to deftones once (a single time!) now says I have elite ball knowledge music taste unironically

[tobi⁷⁷ @tobiiswago]

worst part about job hunting is i don’t even want one.

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this

[gem @gemahtreeuhh]

the grass crest shield deadass invited to my wedding

[໊ @wynavira]

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[devout unsullied sapling @faunaswag]

filling out 1 job application and rewarding myself with 8 hours of gaming

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

what's so interesting about washing the dishes right after you have a meal is how quickly the food goes from being your friend to being your enemy. it's upsetting to me.

[avie @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

there's an elephant in the room but the door is normal size.... ah, so he's been in here since he was a baby? oh okay so thats why nobody talks about it. right right makes sense. thanks. i'm sure you get that question a lot lol

[manic proxy freak show @ProxyFreak]

The method is to click Sucker Punch every time. All eight times. Eight Sucker Punches in a row. Take slightly longer every time. Then click Sucker Punch again. Youre gonna chicken out before I do. I know you will. The meta hasnt caught up to me yet.

[emma @do_not_test_me]

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

Wait that Discord thing that takes up the upper right corner was their April fools joke? I thought they just added some bullshit new game cuz it’s Discord

[Lost Rose | we are up with our Belmont's curse @Thetruelostrose]

Seriously what's the fucking point anymore