Agoi George

Discovering life, acquiring knowledge and learning new things.

[Agoi George @agoi_george]

Every Lie We Tell Incurs a Debt To The Truth. Sooner Or Later That Debt Is Paid.

[Agoi George @agoi_george]

@WashiraX Hapa si kuna watu watopoteza kazi.

[Agoi George @agoi_george]

Kenya kuna ujinga bila kipimo. Someone in the government decided to block a section of Ngong road very early in the morning just to launch an overpass na kuna wajinga wengi wameidle hapo tu.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

YOU ARE STILL A LITTLE SPERM

[Agoi George @agoi_george]

Asubuhi Nyakundi aliamka akafungua file ya Suluhu na mwanawe Abdul Halim, ikafika jioni akafungua ya Kenya akakumbuka kuna ya Uganda. Bro said hold my beer, then he opened the file and he'll broke loose.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Calling Muhoozi a dictator is an insult to dictators.

A dictator must fight for power, capture power and build his own machinery of fear.

Muhoozi has done none of that.

He is just Little Sperm Muhoozi, a tiny inheritance project confusing Museveni’s surname for personal greatness.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Once a small sperm becomes a national problem, there is very little you can do except keep reminding him that he is still a small sperm.

That reminder hurts because it goes straight to the truth.

The surname is borrowed, the power is borrowed, and the confidence is borrowed.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

I have absolutely nothing against small sperms.

Some of them become humble people, pay taxes, respect newspapers and live quietly.

My problem begins when one small sperm lands near power and starts confusing biology with national leadership.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Sperm Theory is the study of people whose only real achievement was winning a biological race, landing inside power, growing near money, then mistaking family access for personal genius.

Without the host, they are nothing.

Without the surname, nobody listens.

Without state oxygen, they disappear.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Sperm Theory does not only apply in Uganda.

Even in Kenya, some strange children who became known purely because they won a biological race are now lecturing the country about entrepreneurship, investments and the matatu sector.

Without the host, nobody would know them.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

To understand LITTLE APERM MUHOOZI, you must understand Sperm Theory.

A little sperm can win one race, enter a powerful host, grow inside that host, feed from that host, speak through that host, then become a national problem.

Without Museveni, Little Sperm Muhoozi has no power of his own.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Calling Muhoozi a dictator is an insult to dictators.

A dictator must fight for power, capture power and build his own machinery of fear.

Muhoozi has done none of that.

He is just Little Sperm Muhoozi, a tiny inheritance project confusing Museveni’s surname for personal greatness.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Little Sperm Muhoozi keeps compensating with loud threats, strange orders and forced toughness, but the tragedy is that none of it makes him bigger.

A man can wear uniform, inherit power and threaten the press, yet still remain the little sperm that only became known through Museveni.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Doctors looked at baby Muhoozi and whispered, “This one was definitely a little sperm.”

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The wise man sat under a tree and said, “I warned you people about little sperms, but nobody listened.”

Now look at Little Sperm Muhoozi

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Nothing about LITTLE SPERM MUHOOZI is self made, since the surname is Museveni’s, the army is Museveni’s, the palace is Museveni’s, and the noise is just inheritance talking.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Little Sperm Muhoozi must have been born when Museveni was tired, because how can someone be this little?

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Little Sperm Muhoozi is not self made.

He did not build a movement, win a nation, inspire a people or earn power through struggle.

He simply won one bedroom race many years ago and has been confusing biology with leadership ever since.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Little Sperm Muhoozi should thank the other sperms every morning for losing concentration at the wrong time.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Little Sperm Muhoozi was the littlest sperm in the race, but somehow he reached the finish line

[Agoi George @agoi_george]

@C_NyaKundiH This is the kind of war I like and God said let there be no peace.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The other sperms must still be in shock.

They lost to Little Sperm Muhoozi, and now Uganda is being asked to accept the results of that bedroom election forever.