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Myeloma Warrior... Striving to be somebody, who doesn't have to be anybody. #AGOLDEN1

[AGolden @agolden1]

Many of you might not know that today is NATIONAL PAPERCLIP DAY, as we've all but lost our love of those curvy little gems in this digital age...but I felt bad for the little guy, and believe he deserves more.

Hope you enjoy my "Elegy to the Paperclip"!
#PaperclipDay

[AGolden @agolden1]

Today is the lessor known holiday... National BLAH BLAH BLAH Day!

This is the day to address those nagging to-do lists or finish something you've put off for a long time. #BlahBlahBlahDay

[AGolden @agolden1]

Check out an early vid release of the RAYRIFYD premiere single "The Space Between One & One"...coming out on all streaming platforms this week!

https://t.co/zMfYSkOiMl

#RAYRIFYD #AGOLDEN1 #TheSpaceBetweenOneAndOne

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With the world literally being pushed to the brink of the end...I've so missed the simple multi-cam comedy brilliance that was SCRUBS. Welcome back, doctor...doctor...doctor.
#25YearsLater
#scrubs to #scrubsagain
thanks #billlawrence

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My official response to the State of the Union...
#agolden1 #miceagainstthemachine #StateOfTheUnion2026

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See this Instagram photo by @agolden1 https://t.co/vsa979Klzs

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VALENTINE'S DAY -- My homage to the Love Letter and my affection for "The Girl From Ipanema" intertwine into this sonic tongue twisting homage to the love letter on this holiday.
PS--I ended it with a special Love Letter of my own...hope you enjoy!

[AGolden @agolden1]

Sure, everyone knows Melania's Movie Aint' Doin' Well...but I sang about its failure first!

[AGolden @agolden1]

@lilyallen Now, that's what I'd call a USButtplug!

#USButtplug

[AGolden @agolden1]

The Elves are kinda fed up this year with all the Gen Alphas and their 6-7 shenanigans...

Enjoy this 4 minute Lyric Video version of my musical theater number lambasting all that is Six-Seven from the North Pole Elves

https://t.co/QTAzl7SQlo

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"Musk didn't charge us a single cent for all his DOGE work." Yeah, but what's the value to gaining the complete personal private data/tax/health record of every American citizen? I did a little basic math...
Turns out it's 60-100 Billion Dollars.

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@michaelhitack @ChipotleTweets Say no to OzempiChipotle burritos!

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@SawyerMerritt So, you're saying that this biz is destined to make a maximum of $20/hr, per vehicle...COOL.

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@EmmaVigeland Wow, after looking at how you wrote that, I think I've decided to become a DISTILLEFTIST!

[AGolden @agolden1]

Microsoft's quantum department recently discovered a fourth state of matter beyond solid, liquid, and gas.

...Really only makes sense that they should name it "doesn't".

[AGolden @agolden1]

Has anyone considered that maybe Musk might have introduced an AI component into a Cybertrucks and Tesla vehicle update that suddenly made them aware, and now they're so embarrassed that they're spontaneously combusting?

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Another thing you MAGA voters didn't consider when you let the billionaires take control of the future...

It's just a fancy guillotine for horny Kings, if you really think about it?

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"Dude! We should totally..."

Kash Patel, FBI Director or just another dude in a stoner circle throwin' out toker notions?

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Maybe Elon Musk will be a ghost soon, too... Then, he can also join the cast himself!?

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Just wait 'til the Executive Order declaring STARLINK the Official American Internet Solution & now we all owe Musk $150/mo...whether we use it or not!

We laugh & laugh!

Then we get a debit ping & remember DOGE copied everyone's personal data & banking info?