Dave

[Dave @agonyrant]

@tvaudience @CurtThreadgold we did yes, thanks. It was brilliant, as was @RayPeacock

[Dave @agonyrant]

Typical, on way to watch Red Dwarf XI & get stuck behind a truck @CurtThreadgold @tvaudience @RedDwarfHQ

[Dave @agonyrant]

@Waterstones Any of the Manchester ones (Deansgate, Arndale or Trafford Centre)

[Dave @agonyrant]

@Waterstones Thanks, I already did that and they told me all jobs are only advertised online now. I'll try again. Thanks

[Dave @agonyrant]

@Waterstones Hi, I'm trying to apply for a job at Waterstones, website says speak to staff in store, staff say apply online! How do I apply?

[Dave @agonyrant]

Police lies. Plenty of room in castlefield arena. Police have closed road saying it is full #TakeBackMCR #EndAusterityNow

[Everything Electric @Everyth1ngElec]

Oh, wait, my family’s security! OMG, close the gates, get in the bunker! Aaarrgh.
What a tragic pillock. https://t.co/81TbCcOEXP

[Dave @agonyrant]

@npowerhelp phone was answered after 1 hour on hold, thanks

[Dave @agonyrant]

@npowerhelp 45 mins on hold now. I owe you over £100. If you don't want it just let me know and I'll hang up

[Dave @agonyrant]

Hi @npowerhelp, been on hold for 35 minutes. Any chance you could spend some of your profits on employing more staff to answer the phone. Ta

[Dave @agonyrant]

My favourite band from @Looemusicfest in 2013 @phatbollard are in Manchester on Market St now. Check them out if you can

[Dave @agonyrant]

@Mayorbatman I know I was sitting on that not so long ago. Check out Perranporth beach bar

[Dave @agonyrant]

@Mayorbatman no I didn't see it. It looked terrible in the adverts, canned laughter is always an early warning sign

[Dave @agonyrant]

@Mayorbatman I'll give it a look. Just got a job, I start tomorrow so not as much spare time on my hands anymore

[Curtis Threadgold @CurtThreadgold]

I can watch #bbcqt tonight without vomiting. @mrmarksteel is on. Excellent

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Whenever I see Jeremy Hunt on TV I immediately hear Bob Hoskins in the Long Friday going " Shut Up , you long streak of paralyzed piss"

[Neil Harrison @LooseRiver]

My #pplsassembly live report w/ @chessmartinez @counterfireorg @OwenJones84 @mrmarksteel @CarolineLucas innit... http://t.co/9CTWy8m5gT

[Rob Baker @robnitm]

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