Ponderous Reflecticus

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Bobby: Used skateboards are garbage, not wall art.
Tan: You have 6 shirts and 20 pairs of shoes. Switch that.
Antoni: Let's prep meals ahead of time so you dont forget to cook.
Jonathan: Sweetie, noooo. Befriend a stylist.
Karamo: It's okay to take vacations. Also, learn to text.

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@Jbanklestankle1 might have $10k of cavier in it

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

If a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place to live. - Tommy Wiseau

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This was my graduation and it wasn't good.
Later that night when we were drunk with our teachers at the Hard Rock Cafe (yes, really) two english teachers tore him apart on his misuse of metaphors.

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trick or treaters emptying their night's haul to compare which flavor of Zyns they got

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The Rizzler is worth 11 billion dollars?????

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When someone starts talking about wheelbase

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there's this homeless fellow who set up an encampment near my block and it's like a fully enclosed little setup. He's done a pretty good job with it. Anyway, I heard loud music coming from it so I peaked inside and homie was sitting at a setup making beats on Fruity Loops.

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When it comes to rocking a set of flesh colored Croc mini Truck Nuts, how do you style them?

pls vote + share

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Targeted Instagram ad

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Not all the time, but especially in the evenings after I'm a bit fatigued from the day, my internal monologue sounds like Project Pat.

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Bronze is mostly copper and copper will oxidize fairly quickly (especially if you don't care for it/get it wet).

Silver, with time, becomes tarnished.

But you know what doesn't?

Gold.

[SAINT @saint]

degraded quality of Paris Olympics bronze medal after a week.

Nyjah Huston, member of the USA skateboard team, raised concerns over the quality of the Olympic medals:
“these Olympic medals look good when they’re brand new, but after letting it sit on my skin with some sweat for a little bit and then letting my friends wear it over the weekend, they’re apparently not as high quality as you would think”

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@crazylongjumper @ItaliaTeam_it @atleticaitalia 9.85 is amazing. You impressed me this Olympics.

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Olympic rings tattoo as a neck tat would go so fking hard

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@womenpostingws I see a patriot

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Attended one almost exactly like this where a camel fell off the perimeter ring and they had to restrain a tiger that swatted at a handler

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Nowhere does it say this is in Russia, but I know a Russian circus when I see one

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Circus Bear attacks handler

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@Delta 's been real quiet. @united @AmericanAir there's a first-class checkmate right in front of you. Play it!

[Harrison Williams @hfwilliams10]

Hello @Delta the three of us just made the US Olympic team in the decathlon. Can we please get 3 business class tickets to Europe for the games? We’re all 6’5 and need those spacious lay-flat seats so we’re ready to compete

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wasn't paying attention when I clicked on "Hezbollah" under trending and expecting this guy:

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@broazay same.
like Charlie's Angles.