kristen

“I think you’ll find me more constant than that.” 🎩🖤

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@chefsevenn Heavy cream AND butter.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@barb_avon Wtf kind of creative writing class is this

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@munson_moon_666 @nabakovienne It’s like if midnight mass was funny but def same vibes

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@munson_moon_666 It’s that good

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@lionesspike I hope so

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@salutcestjules @lionesspike This aged like milk that was already bad

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@Andrew_Forrest1 Bojangles is not better than Biscuitville. 🤣

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Sometimes it feels like Millennials, who were born after the lead poisoning but before the algorithms, are the only truly sane generation.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@JeremiahDJohns Retweet

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@Gary04317416 Hey so, that was just a blatant lie to bait the truly stupid. Hope this helps.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@TraditionSarah Well it’s a bold faced lie, Sarah, so let’s start there.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@Ashncoll I would very much like to be friends with you lol

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@Kamalfalilat Potters were generationally wealthy due to James’ father’s invention of Sleakeazy’s hair potion. Which is also the potion Hermione uses to tame her hair for the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@lucaslu_ckli That’s HOME

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@joshstifter Poltergeist. I was 5. Uncle thought it would be funny because the little girl died a few days before I was born and I looked just like her. It was not funny. lol.

[teddy | kkenpilled @henrylethm]

red state leftists realize that the south has the highest concentration of minorities and gerrymandering makes the states red, while blue state leftists wish devastation and destruction on the south bc they think it's deserved

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@henrylethm Retweet

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

Director: hey guys did you finish the sequence introducing the pollution monster?

Animators and Tim Curry: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

Director: what

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@resentfulincel Carol Burnette has now risen to #1