mayonegg

I'll be honest I ain't a good guy. It is what it is, just don't catch feelings.

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

Oh…my god?

[Alex @midsmoker34]

she let me hit because of my childlike curiosity and eagerness to learn

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

If you are having a bad day, open this.

[orange @oranges1969]

first time logging in since 1969, who won the cold war?

[. @MarisaKabas]

by their logic, if supreme court justices don’t want to be bothered at dinner, maybe they just shouldn’t go out to dinner

[Dr. Neutral Gena, PhD👑 @NeutralGena]

525,600 minions

[ʚkennaɞ @kennatration]

date night where we take a bunch of benadryl and wait to see the hat man

[mayonegg @agoodwitch24]

@imahnaroll can we actually? I’m dead serious, but please don’t bully me out of this one or I’ll go joker on your ass

[mayonegg @agoodwitch24]

not me getting kicked out of the women’s writing group I was in

[mayonegg @agoodwitch24]

this is my joker moment

[puff @rishipuff]

hilarious that today is both eid and the met gala. i'm scrolling through instagram seeing the biggest celebrities in the world getting eaten alive by any random group of muslim people taking pics in front of their garage door

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not understand but I disagree

[Elyse Willems @ElyseWillems]

but

[mayonegg @agoodwitch24]

@thelaundrymatt favorite character go

[mayonegg @agoodwitch24]

hahahaha

[eliza @thasminpotts]

bitches will say "this is my comfort character" and it's one of the most traumatised people you've ever seen