Andréa Goulet

i have always been the woman of my dreams. -Nayyirah Waheed, Salt

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

@goldshift_ @astrobebs @KaseSilva

[Kyle Dunnigan @kyledunnigan]

Inspired by @BL0NDAMBITION

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

Hot take: Jeff Dunham just uses his puppets to say the racist/xenophobic/homophobic/islamophobic/bigoted things he can’t say with his own stupid mouth without suffering consequences.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

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[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

The only injustice done today in Kentucky was the state charging a police officer with a lesser offense purely to placate the angry mob

The AG chose to distort the law in a feeble effort to stop riots, and now Louisville will have the riots and even more lawlessness anyway

[Heidi Krassenstein @HKrassenstein]

The only people pushing for protestors to "burn Louisville" are Trump and Putin. Their goal is divide us further and then keep claiming that Democrats want to abolish the police.

No! We want to abolish Trump’s presidency!

Who’s with me?

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

“You are beautiful.”

“We love you.”

“We are here protecting you.”

Breonna Taylor activist says to children stepping out of their homes to witness march in Louisville.

[Jackée Harry @JackeeHarry]

CERTIFIED FREAK! 🤣🤣🤣

Lisa listens to WAP

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

Bro, cigarettes are $10 a pack now?!? #Wut

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

@Jazzysplash I’m so sorry! ❤️

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

How can a creature be so cute yet terrifying at the same time?

[Morbid Facts @Unexplained]

Marine iguanas look like little Godzilla’s

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

That awkward moment when you’re in the car with your ex and your (old) song comes on the radio 😬

[Morbid Facts @Unexplained]

What the inside of a meteorite looks like

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

If she can wash her hands then so can the rest of you fuckin animals

[Morbid Facts @Unexplained]

Sandra the orangutan caught cleaning her enclosure and washing her hands after observing the zookeepers doing the same thing

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

If only my son knew that “mommy’s letting me watch tv in the middle of the day” is not so much a reward as it is a tell that I’m 👌 this close to a nervous breakdown 😅

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

My mother: *hands my son a sheet of stickers with nothing to put them on*

My mother: “oh no don’t put them on the table!!”

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!

[Andréa Goulet @agoulet]

The key to healthy eating is portion-control, if I dump the entire bag of popcorn onto my plate it becomes a single serving: Portion-Control.