Ashley Gonzales

Have a little faith and if that doesnt work... have a lot of tequila.

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

@readytocarrtay Love you friend. So sorry for your loss 🤍🤍🤍 Roo is in puppy heaven xx

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

@readytocarrtay What if I will drink anything ?

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

@readytocarrtay Hahahahahaha

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

@ashleycath_ Staaaahhpppp science

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

Me: *watching criminal minds on the couch eating frozen pizza*
You dumb FBI detective the killer is right there!!!!!!!!

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

Nothing more humbling than a gym mirror in front of your treadmill.

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

@taylerr_warrd Trick question. We don’t deserve Fiona.

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

beginnings always hide themselves in an end

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

Guys: I want a girl who can drink a ridiculous amount of alcohol but stay sober. Eat all the food but stay skinny. Love a man who ruins lives. Brings back the dead.
Girls: drunk. Fat. Bitch. In hell?

Like bro I can’t help you?????

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

having a sick boyfriend makes me want to take the blindfold off.

[Cayla @caylabrooke_]

I got my friend a free mimosa cause the bartender “enjoyed my conversation”. My communications degree is finally paying off.

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

When I get home I’m changing my profession. I’m going to be a mosquito scientist and I’m going to make an atomic mosquito bomb to destroy THEM ALL
*evil laugh*

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

@taylerr_warrd You’re doing great sweetie!

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

if my boyfriend ever wants a threesome he can have it with me and any choice of my other personalities

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

Public bathrooms without shelves are the DEVIL

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

Awkward moment when you’re eating sushi with 9 people you don’t know... and you don’t know how to use chopsticks ☹️

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

Wow. Just saw a pic of me. I need to stop living my best life ☹️

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

I can’t sleep because I just want to listen to ALL THE SONGZ

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

this chick eating baked kale at the airport next to me is going to regret it when I yak on her.

[Ashley Gonzales @agoxo]

When your uber driver doesn’t wanna talk to you either >