Ally 🦁

drunk gnome from the 1800s making a fireplace she/her

[Ally 🦁 @agrabss]

keep my hamster’s goddamn name out of your mouth

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[clare @sadderlizards]

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

[julia @juumelo_]

unfortunately for me I get Jack Sparrow drunk & not sexy mysterious girl drunk

[deer @doeincrisis]

got hit by another car.

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[N-35 @PsychotronicCty]

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.

[Maia @maiamindel]

tweets from 1776

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

"you're so hard to please"
I'm literally impressed by the way the sun shines through trees

[Noctara @rumilyrics]

Forever be the person who always gets excited when the sky is in beautiful colors.

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

i know this is only fool’s spring and it’s not going to last but whatever. i am willing to be a fool

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

happy women’s day to the ocean, the moon and all the flowers

[New Jersey @NJGov]

shoutout to all the jersey girls

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

want to be a chill girl so bad but unfortunately any minor shift in plans turns me into dennis reynolds

[Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets]

The closest one can ever feel to divinity is being on a Jeopardy hot streak in your parents' living room

[Zel @zelahna]

Everytime the sun is showing I get fomo I feel like I have to go out or I’ll die

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Sometimes you just look at the News like WTF!?