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[agrainger @agrainger]

It’s feels early but we hold on...
#wecan’t
#keepcalmandkeeppraying

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/bNBGDsFFL6

[agrainger @agrainger]

NOW! It’s a door. I just hope #topdogsecurity eat it tomorrow morning

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/1TVdjbNa3H

[agrainger @agrainger]

Tomorrow this will be a door.
Today, it’s ajar

#dadjokes

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/wuAniSBkiN

[agrainger @agrainger]

What, you may ask, makes the nose of #hewhoisnottobetrusted sweat like this on a cold rainy day?
“Flaming hot xxxxxxxxxos”
I’ve never understood chili-heads 🤦‍♂️

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear… https://t.co/JBO9zVwpRL

[agrainger @agrainger]

Seriously, does anything make a better bed than fresh laundry?

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/OfJ2nVZ2jP

[agrainger @agrainger]

Practicing night time capture and evade technics

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/g6snr234ue

[agrainger @agrainger]

CATZILLA
#kingofboxtown
#sitteroffitters
#carcrusher

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/uQ1GDFncAi

[agrainger @agrainger]

Ooooooohhhhh!
That’s why we don’t reheat eggs in the microwave
Honey! Where’s the vacuum?
Never mind, I’ll just use the dog

#whyimnotallowedinthekitchen
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/ipadJY1zaV

[agrainger @agrainger]

Mornings before coffee

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow
#topdogsecurity
#sooldsotired
#oakhood
#shesakeeper
#whyimnotallowedinthekitchen
#itainteasybeingmean… https://t.co/KtxScaikSQ

[agrainger @agrainger]

Big 🦍 starts the new diet today, only expired junk food and “meat snacks” (apparently they don’t expire)

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/fmfzKTNkzr

[agrainger @agrainger]

Don’t talk to me before cocoa
#mondaymorningmood

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/AkCn5YCeMn

[agrainger @agrainger]

#timetomakedecookies

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow
#topdogsecurity
#sooldsotired
#oakhood
#shesakeeper
#whyimnotallowedinthekitchen
#itainteasybeingmean… https://t.co/6n7eq3BHHl

[agrainger @agrainger]

Houston, we have a problem...I think. I’m not really sure cuz I can’t read this...
#firstworldproblem

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/BgBtBkHFDb

[agrainger @agrainger]

Dangerous at any speed

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow
#topdogsecurity
#sooldsotired
#oakhood
#shesakeeper
#whyimnotallowedinthekitchen
#itainteasybeingmean… https://t.co/eJEGql9LfN

[agrainger @agrainger]

Yet one more reason #shesakeeper ...
#TacoTuesday
#heuvoswednesday
#tortillathursday
#flatbreadfriday (that’s pizza y’all)
And the rest of the week is Italian

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear… https://t.co/VAdIq7kvdV

[agrainger @agrainger]

The big 🦍’s ear worm is starting to make my fur fall out! He’s NEVER GONNNA GIVE YOU UP!
CAN’T GET YOU OUTTA MY HEAD. Can someone CALL ME, MAYBE with better songs and artists to put on his playlist? DON’T STOP… https://t.co/Hk7pyHdqBi

[agrainger @agrainger]

First sourdough.
I really don’t think the 🦍 has enough patience for this sort of thing. But he certainly does love bread (more than bananas, even)So we shall see...

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear… https://t.co/CFLojngZ5k

[agrainger @agrainger]

#universitycuts
#simplyapemazing what a fresh will do for you.
Go see Tony

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/aUNiotjHvN

[agrainger @agrainger]

Not completely sure how I feel about an orthodontist with a disco ball hanging from the ceiling but I think I like it.

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear
#hewhoisnottobetrusted
#itsgoodtobemeow… https://t.co/DmsYp132S4

[agrainger @agrainger]

One of the few things I like about autumn is the fantastic leftovers. In this case, ham and corn risotto. It’s the perfect base for a soft boiled egg on a cool morning.

#lifeinalittlepurplehouse
#lilmommabear… https://t.co/qpjah1rhjL