Aaron Grant

Comedian, Father, Hustla

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

And here's the kicker: I imagine most people won't recycle those plastic water bottles that are causing ocean temps to rise and fueling the hurricane they bought them for in the first place. That reminds me, buy stock in Pepsi and Nestle.

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

#Trudeau #Trump #tariffs. Happy #CanadaDay!

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

I'm really looking forward to Trump's "occult phase" of his Reich.

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

Space force. So cool so fun. Nevermind Trump causally used the phrase “separate but equal” with a smirk on his face. I love that old time joke about segregation.

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

I’ve learned everything about being a dad from @djkhaled. #AsahdILoveYou

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

*Rolls back the tomb door* Jesus has risen! He isn’t in the tomb!

For real?

Nah, he still here. April Fools. #easter #aprilfools

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

Netflix has to be the smartest media company in the market. They start out by purchasing media so consumers can watch, returning data on what people like the most. They then take that data and make original content based on our viewing habits over the years.

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

We get in the lyft and the driver change's it from Khalid to Ed Sheeren. Do I tell him?

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

Metal Gear Solid meets Mueller’s Russia indictments in the crossover they both deserve https://t.co/yOryapMB4d via @Polygon

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

Rick Rubin: full time musical genius part time hobo prophet.

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

The Memo is like a cheating boyfriend being mad at his girl for going through his phone. #MemoDay

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

Don't worry, when Trump destroys the future, Trunks will come back to warn us. #DragonBallSuper

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

My #love language is you buying tickets to this show. Link in the… https://t.co/n9kCLVxofp

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

When is Trump going to do something about white people with dreads!

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

When is President Trump going to do something about starting videos with pretending you didn't see the audience there!!??

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

Blonde Roast: Innocent until proven guilty.

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

Shout out to the heroes who can use ice cubes without dropping one on the kitchen floor.

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

Shout out to the heroes tonight who nail every word to the New Years song.

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

I once called public utilities about my trash bill to ask what "Refuse" meant and why I was being charged for it. What is something dumb you have done?

[Aaron Grant @agrant78]

Hit me with some sassy coffee quips. Example: "Don't even speak to me until I've had my coffee". I find these merchandise items unbearable so I'm leaning into it.