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I'm an irrelevant speck of dust on a tiny blue dot in space, and have no profounding purpose. She/Her 🏳️‍🌈

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

With Qantas so good at losing luggage, I really hope they manage to do it with piece of shit corpse that is Pell. Dump that waste of space somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

Just had my first poop of the year, so now I can finally say goodbye to all the shit 2022 caused.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

I’ve had these forks for about a decade, and only now that I’m part way through my meal, I notice one of the prongs is not right. I now can’t use this fork, and have to check all the other forks, and probably replace a lot of forks. Thanks for attending my neurodivergent Ted Talk

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

@cantobritt I don’t know if karma will get them, but one thing that is for sure, they won’t be getting cookies ever again.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

Rant: A friend at work asked if I could make some cookies. Told them I would leave them a dozen in a spare locker. Associate asked about some too, so I said same deal.
Made 64 cookies (in bags of 4) to give out to people I like.
But no, that can’t happen.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

@cantobritt And this was secret too, they were hidden in a locker in the ladies room, with only two knowing which locker.

But still, if you ate told there are a dozen cookies for you, why take more than five dozen? That’s just rude.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

@cantobritt I was going with *two* for the typo, but top also works.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

Thought the pink salt lake had a nice colour to it, so with extra crews on the trams Sunday, took the chance to get some photos. Wrong length lens for what I wanted, but worth a crack.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

Another day in Paradise. Well not actually Paradise, the tracks to there were torn up decades ago, but St.Kilda will do the job.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

@TonyCollis If you ever need to give a pee and stool sample, I recommend the asparagus and beetroot diet.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

In a bit of a song writing slump at the moment. Only written 7 songs in the last month, and only 2 of those are maybe useable.
So instead I’m trying to cover a seldom covered Beatles track. Anyone want to guess so far? Still a lot of recording and mixing to go.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

@rosewal Welcome to the club. Three months and still going here. I just wish I could kiss this thing goodbye.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

@BrosnanSue Thanks. Don’t forget to send threats and pears, follow me on social media, send financial donations to a dubious link, share with everyone you do and don’t know, and wear a ribbon to show your support. Together we can heal. 😂😂😂

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

Two cans exploded in the fridge while I was at work, I guess I had it set too cold.
Anyway, that was a lot of fun cleaning out the caked on cola, from in the fridge and on the floor.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

@TKYC If King is injured, doesn’t Prince William take over the duties?

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

@eflind Just more proof that MCU stands for Man Child Upset.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

@clarkes Air conditioning is not the point. It’s the cheap construction, to pass the costs of cooling onto the renter, all for a little bit of profit. It’s not helping the planet at all, it’s just another example of greed from the wealthy.

And there is already aircon in the room.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

And while I’m here, my rental place sucks. Newish place, but they ignored the insulation code. It was a top of 35° today, currently 14° and raining outside, and 31° in my bedroom. I’m not looking forward to summer.

[Ⓐ ⒼⓇⒺⒺⓃ ⒸⓄⓌ @agreencow]

I have a knack for coming up with riffs or lyrics just as I’m going to bed. Tonight I decided to ignore the need for sleep and write. I’ve ended up with a nice little love ballad. Now to let it simmer overnight and make it good.