R.L. Herbert

Local Eldritch Cryptid. Sometimes I come back to this universe to write and send it to publishers.

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Everything hurts and I wish to return my existence membership, thank you.

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*Listen.* They're not unwanted kittens and cats. *I* want them. But there's a maximum pet law and landlords hate animals.

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Call me the Spider Wrangler.

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Yesterday I realized my whole wardrobe would pass Bar Sinister's dresscode and that feels like such a win for me.

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Got those bitter, bitter Tax Sads (tm).

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And like that, the internal gears are moving again. They might be rusty, but we have life.

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@silowut Honestly goals. Still thinking of that sweet lip piercing but no smooching for however many months sounds awful.

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@silowut 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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@silowut THIS WAS POSTED 2 HRS AGO. WHERE IS THE FOLLOW UP??????

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We really started this year off with an anxiety attack. Y'all. I can't even begin to articulate the level of fury and despair sitting in my chest. I can't have one night of peace.

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@silowut Queen!

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I have no frame of reference if Twitter is actively burning down or not, but I finally found a little spark to write again and it's attempting to convert a short story I wrote in 2014 into a comic script. I do not know how long a comic script is supposed to be.

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I am already probably borderline anemic and the mosquitoes just keep on coming by to suck the tap dry. I. Am. So. Itchy. And in pain because of the skeeter syndrome. RIP.

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Jean Jacket gender envy.

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What if wealth was determined by how many chicken bones you had?

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I just want to say I love seeing the projects people work on and flourish in their weird, funky lives. You go ambitious, creative folks. Center yourselves in your art and keep on creating.

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@silowut

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Figuring out work/life balance is a lot harder than I thought. Anyway, I need to make a blog post because that's been... a while.

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@silowut Illegal. You're too pretty.