Angry ScrumMaster

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[Angry ScrumMaster @agryscrummaster]

#scrum with me if you want to live #Terminator

[Angry ScrumMaster @agryscrummaster]

@iamdevloper WE DIDN'T STORY POINT SETUP INVESTIGATION TIME JUST PICK A TASK RUNNER FFS!!

[Angry ScrumMaster @agryscrummaster]

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid NO THAT ISN'T A FEATURE!

[Angry ScrumMaster @agryscrummaster]

NO YOU CAN'T USE A NORMAL DECK OF CARDS AND JUST PLAY POKER DURING PLANNING!

[Angry ScrumMaster @agryscrummaster]

@horse_js THIS IS A PLANNING MEETING NOT A 2 HOUR ARGUMENT OVER WHICH JS FRAMEWORK TO USE!

[Angry ScrumMaster @agryscrummaster]

What time is standup? Oh I don't know. MAYBE IT'S GOING TO BE THE SAME TIME IT IS EVERY FUCKING MORNING!